Iflove TV Movies Preview This Week

Iflove TV Movies: March 23-29

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ALPHABETICAL LISTINGH• Half Past Dead ‘02. Steven Seagal. An undercover FBI agent battles a criminal mastermind and his team of mercenaries after they break into the new high-tech prison on Alcatraz. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Wed. 1:30 A.M., Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Hallowed Ground ‘07. Jaimie Alexander. A young woman becomes stranded in a town where the rebirth of a fanatical preacher leads to evil. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 P.M.

• Hamburger Hill ‘87. Anthony Barrile. An account of the 101st Airborne Division’s 10-day struggle to secure a strategic mountainside in South Vietnam. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Hand That Rocks the Cradle ‘92. Annabella Sciorra. To carry out her plan of revenge, an unhinged woman charms a Seattle couple into hiring her as a nanny. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 1:10 A.M., Sat. 3:10 P.M. (CC)

• Hannibal ‘01. Anthony Hopkins. FBI agent Clarice Starling tries to locate cannibalistic Dr. Lecter before a disfigured victim exacts his revenge. (R) (3:00) USA: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Happy Feet ‘06. Voices of Elijah Wood. Animated. Born without the ability to sing, a young emperor penguin expresses himself and hopes to attract a mate through his amazing dancing talent. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Hard Candy ‘06. Patrick Wilson. A 14-year-old girl organizes an elaborate plot to punish a fashion photographer she accuses of pedophilia. (R) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• Harriet Craig ‘50. Joan Crawford. A businessman’s wife is obsessed with running their household and his life, her way. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 6 P.M.

• Harry and Tonto ‘74. Art Carney. A retired New Yorker travels across the United States with his cat. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ‘05. Daniel Radcliffe. Signs of Voldemort’s return emerge as Harry’s friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe’s best student wizards. (PG-13) (2:40) MAX: Thu. 12:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Harvey Girls ‘46. Judy Garland. A mail-order bride stops in a frontier gambler’s town to work as a waitress. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 3:15 A.M.

• The Haunting ‘99. Liam Neeson. A parapsychologist and three others stay in a house reputed to be the site of many awful tragedies. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• He Got Game ‘98. Denzel Washington. A convict’s freedom depends upon convincing his estranged son, a basketball star, to attend the governor’s alma mater. (R) (2:20) STZ: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Head Above Water ‘96. Harvey Keitel. A judge’s young wife fears foul play and her husband after an old beau dies in bed with her. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• Heaven ‘02. Cate Blanchett. After falling in love with a widow, an Italian policeman tries to help her kill a drug dealer. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 8:15 P.M., Sat. 5:35 P.M. (CC)

• Hellboy ‘04. Ron Perlman. The son of the devil helps a top-secret organization investigate and destroy paranormal creatures. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Wed. 10 A.M.

• Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown ‘97. Judi Dench. The friendship of a loyal servant, Scotsman John Brown, revives the spirits of Britain’s widowed Queen Victoria. (PG) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Herbie Hancock: Possibilities ‘06. Filmmakers follow the jazz musician over 18 months as he collaborates in-studio with Sting, Annie Lennox, Paul Simon, Christina Aguilera, Carlos Santana. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Here Comes Peter Cottontail: The Movie ‘05. Voices of Miranda Cosgrove. Animated. A rabbit, a bird and a mouse must stop a plot that would plunge the world into a permanent winter. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 9 A.M.

• High Fidelity ‘00. John Cusack. A store owner, who sells only vinyl records, has a midlife crisis, assesses his life and tries to win back an ex-girlfriend. (R) (1:55) ENC: Sun. 10:35 A.M., 11:50 P.M., Thu. 10:20 P.M. (CC)

• High School Confidential! ‘58. Russ Tamblyn. A narcotics agent infiltrates a high school to gather information that will stem the tide of youthful drug abuse. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 11:30 P.M.

• High School Musical 2 ‘07. Zac Efron. A teenager befriends members of a wealthy family while working at a country club. (NR) (2:30) DIS: Fri. 8 P.M.

• A History of Violence ‘05. Viggo Mortensen. Vicious criminals continue to harass a man and his wife after he thwarts a robbery attempt at his diner. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 11:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Hoax ‘06. Richard Gere. Clifford Irving nearly pulls off a huge media scam when he writes a fake biography of reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes and sells it to publishing giant McGraw-Hill. (R) (2:05) STZ: Sun. 7:40 A.M., 4:35 P.M., Tue. 9:40 A.M., 7 P.M., 2:30 A.M., Fri. 9 P.M., 3:45 A.M., Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Hollywood Without Makeup ‘65. A compilation of home movies that captures some of Hollywood’s celebrities in candid, off-screen moments. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Sat. 5 A.M.

• Hook ‘91. Dustin Hoffman. Aided by Tinker Bell, a corporate lawyer turns into Peter Pan to rescue his children from Captain Hook. (PG) (3:00) TNT: Sun. 3 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Hope Floats ‘98. Sandra Bullock. After learning about her husband’s infidelity, a woman returns to her hometown and finds romance with a handyman. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.

• Hostel ‘06. Jay Hernandez. Backpackers find that their decision to stay at a Slovakian hostel is a gruesome mistake. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Hot Chick ‘02. Rob Schneider. An ancient curse causes a mean-spirited teenage girl and an incompetent male thief to switch bodies. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 2:30 P.M.

• Hot Fuzz ‘07. Simon Pegg. A British constable feels certain foul play is afoot when a series of grisly accidents rocks his quiet village. (R) (2:05) MAX: Thu. 6:10 P.M. (CC)

• House of Cards ‘93. Kathleen Turner. A recent widow refuses to accept a psychiatrist’s diagnosis of her 6-year-old daughter’s behavior. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Thu. 7:50 A.M. (CC)

• House of Wax ‘05. Elisha Cuthbert. Friends become stranded in a town where murderous twins entomb their victims in wax. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 7:30 A.M.

• Houseguest ‘95. Sinbad. An impostor fools a lawyer and his family as an old friend trained in oral surgery. (PG) (1:55) SHO: Thu. 4:35 P.M., 5:10 A.M. (CC)

• Humoresque ‘46. Joan Crawford. A married socialite falls tragically in love with a classical violinist. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Hunt for Red October ‘90. Sean Connery. Moscow, Washington and a CIA analyst track a renegade Soviet captain and his new submarine. (PG) (2:30) SPIKE: Sun. midnight (CC)

I• I Think I Love My Wife ‘07. Chris Rock. Attraction to a free-spirited woman causes a man to question the happiness he feels with his wife and family. (R) (1:45) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Ice Age: The Meltdown ‘06. Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Idiocracy ‘06. Luke Wilson. Selected for a human hibernation project, an average soldier awakens 1,000 years in the future, where society is so dumbed-down that he is the smartest person alive. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Illusionist ‘06. Edward Norton. Master magician Eisenheim vies with the heir to the Austro-Hungarian Empire to win back the woman he once loved, who is about to become the prince’s fiancee. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 1:15 P.M., 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• In Her Shoes ‘05. Cameron Diaz. A sexy partyer clashes with her serious-minded sister and befriends a widow at a Florida retirement community. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 7 P.M., Mon. 5 P.M., Wed. 8 P.M., 11 P.M., Sat. 10:30 P.M.

• In the Bedroom ‘01. Sissy Spacek. A tragedy involving a doctor, his wife and their college-age son reveals the chasm in the relationship. (R) (3:00) WE: Thu. 2 A.M.

• In the Line of Duty: Siege at Marion ‘92. Ed Begley Jr. A religious fanatic and her son-in-law hold her children hostage as they await the resurrection of her late husband. (NR) (2:00) WGN: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• In the Line of Fire ‘93. Clint Eastwood. An assassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Incubus ‘06. Tara Reid. A deranged killer stalks stranded motorists in an abandoned factory. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 2:35 A.M.

• Infinity ‘96. Matthew Broderick. Physicist Richard Feynman falls in love with a schoolmate and works on the Manhattan Project. (PG) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Insatiable ‘06. Sean Patrick Flanery. A salesman must decide what to do with the seductive female vampire in his basement. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 P.M.

• Invincible ‘06. Mark Wahlberg. At 30 years old, high-school teacher Vince Papale sees his wildest dreams come true when he becomes a member of the Philadelphia Eagles football team. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 7 A.M., 2:15 P.M., 9:50 P.M. (CC)

• The Invisible ‘07. Justin Chatwin. After a violent attack, a young man is trapped between the realm of the living and that of the dead, and he must unravel what happened to him or be lost forever. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Island in the Sky ‘53. John Wayne. Rescuers scour uncharted Arctic expanses for a missing plane, while its downed crew struggles to survive. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• It Came From Beneath the Sea ‘55. Kenneth Tobey. Scientists and a submarine commander bomb, zap and inflame a giant octopus invading San Francisco. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.

• The Italian ‘05. Kolya Spiridonov. An abandoned Russian boy runs away to find his mother after an Italian couple offer to buy him from an orphanage. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Fri. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

J• Jack ‘96. Robin Williams. A 10-year-old whose body ages at four times the usual rate longs for a normal existence while struggling to fit in. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Mon. 6:05 P.M., Fri. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Jack Frost ‘98. Michael Keaton. A man who died on Christmas Eve returns to his wife and son one year later in the form of a snowman. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Jakob the Liar ‘99. Robin Williams. A Jew gives hope to others in a Polish ghetto by saying he has a radio which gives reports of Russian victories over the Nazis. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Jamaica Inn ‘39. Charles Laughton. A naval officer infiltrates a band of smugglers who have been plundering the Cornish coastline. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 12:30 A.M.

• Jeepers Creepers ‘01. Gina Phillips. A cloaked figure terrorizes two siblings after they discover mutilated bodies in a country drainpipe. (R) (2:00) USA: Sat. noon (CC)

• Jeepers Creepers 2 ‘03. Ray Wise. A winged creature terrorizes basketball players, coaches and cheerleaders who have become stranded on a highway. (R) (2:00) USA: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• John Q ‘02. Denzel Washington. A desperate man takes hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors to save his dying son. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. noon (CC)

• John Tucker Must Die ‘06. Jesse Metcalfe. Three popular gals from different cliques join forces for revenge after discovering that the school stud is stringing them along. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Jumanji ‘95. Robin Williams. A magic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy who disappeared in 1969 while playing it. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Jump In! ‘07. Corbin Bleu. A promising young boxer joins an all-girl team to compete in double Dutch jump-rope. (NR) (1:35) DIS: Sat. noon.

• Jurassic Park III ‘01. Sam Neill. A paleontologist and a couple outrun cloned dinosaurs after their plane crashes on an island. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• Just Friends ‘05. Ryan Reynolds. A music executive tries to woo his high-school crush while keeping his suspicious ex-girlfriend at bay. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

K• The Karate Kid ‘84. Ralph Macchio. A New Jersey teen moves to California, meets bullies and learns karate from a handyman, Mr. Miyagi. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Keeping the Faith ‘00. Ben Stiller. A rabbi and a priest, lifelong friends, each fall for a childhood friend when she comes back to town. (PG-13) (2:20) STZ: Sun. 6:40 P.M. (CC)

• Kettle of Fish ‘06. Matthew Modine. A bachelor musician sublets his apartment to a pretty biologist, but he ignores the sexual sparks between them to chase after a bride. (R) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 1:30 P.M., Thu. noon (CC)

• Kickin’ It Old Skool ‘07. Jamie Kennedy. After slipping into a coma, a breakdancer awakes 20 years later and sets out to revive his dance team’s short-lived career. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Mon. 12:20 P.M., 7:05 P.M., Thu. 3:05 A.M., Fri. 7:05 P.M. (CC)

• Kids in America ‘05. Gregory Smith. A rebellious high-school student and his girlfriend lead a revolt against their tyrannical principal. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. noon (CC)

• King of Kings ‘61. Jeffrey Hunter. Orson Welles narrates the story of Jesus including the Sermon on the Mount, the Last Supper, the Passion and the Resurrection. (PG-13) (3:00) TCM: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• King Solomon’s Mines ‘50. Deborah Kerr. An Englishwoman and her brother hire Allan Quatermain to take them to her husband and African treasure. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 10:15 P.M. (CC)

• Kingdom of Heaven ‘05. Orlando Bloom. During the Crusades, a young blacksmith rises to knighthood and protects Jerusalem from invading forces. (R) (3:00) FX: Fri. 6 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M.

• Kingpin ‘96. Woody Harrelson. A one-handed salesman, an Amish farm boy and a pretty con artist pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 11:15 P.M., Sat. 2:10 P.M. (CC)

• Kiss of Death ‘95. David Caruso. An ex-convict helps an officer try to capture a crime boss in New York, then deals with the hood on his own terms. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• K-PAX ‘01. Kevin Spacey. A psychiatrist tries to determine how best to help a patient who convincingly claims to be from a distant galaxy. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Tue. 1:30 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

L• La Bamba ‘87. Lou Diamond Phillips. Mexican-American Ritchie Valens becomes a rock ‘n’ roll star, then dies at 17 in a 1959 plane crash. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1: Wed. 1 A.M.

• Ladies They Talk About ‘33. Barbara Stanwyck. A district attorney feels a strong attraction for an imprisoned gun moll who rises to the top of the prison ladder. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 6:30 A.M.

• The Lake House ‘06. Keanu Reeves. A lonely doctor and a frustrated architect begin exchanging letters, then discover that they are living two years apart. (PG) (3:15) MAX: Thu. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• Lake Placid ‘99. Bill Pullman. A New York paleontologist goes to the backwoods of Maine and teams up with the local game warden to stop a 35-foot killer crocodile. (R) (1:25) HBO: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Land of the Blind ‘06. Ralph Fiennes. A charismatic terrorist convinces a guard to release him from prison and help him overthrow a despot. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Lara Croft: Tomb Raider ‘01. Angelina Jolie. A beautiful globe-trotter battles otherworldly creatures for possession of a powerful artifact. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6 P.M., 12:20 A.M. (CC)

• Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life ‘03. Angelina Jolie. A globe-trotter must find Pandora’s box before a maniacal scientist can harness its power for world domination. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 3:30 P.M., 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector ‘06. Larry the Cable Guy. An uncouth health inspector and his new partner probe an outbreak of food poisonings in the city’s ritziest restaurants. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 12:30 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Larva ‘05. Vincent Ventresca. A meat-packing company’s experimental additive yields mutated insect larva that may infest the nation’s food supply. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Mon. noon.

• Last Holiday ‘06. Queen Latifah. Upon learning of a terminal illness, a shy woman decides to sell off all her possessions and live it up at a posh European hotel. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 7 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Hurrah ‘58. Spencer Tracy. An aging New England politician struggles to maintain his position as mayor in a hard-fought and questionable campaign. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 12:30 P.M.

• The Last Mogul: The Life and Times of Lew Wasserman ‘05. Filmmaker Barry Avrich documents the career of Hollywood titan Lew Wasserman. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Last of Mrs. Cheyney ‘37. Joan Crawford. A crafty jewel thief and her loyal partner in crime scheme to rob London’s wealthiest citizens at a weekend party. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Seduction ‘94. Linda Fiorentino. An insurance executive skips town with drug money and stops at nothing to get what she wants. (R) (1:50) SHO: Mon. 11:10 P.M., Sat. 2:40 A.M. (CC)

• Law and Order ‘53. Ronald Reagan. The marshal of Tombstone, Ariz., retires with his girlfriend until another town needs his gun. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Lawless Range ‘35. John Wayne. A singing lawman puts a stop to raiding and rustling after discovering the mastermind behind it. (NR) (1:00) AMC: Wed. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Lean on Me ‘89. Morgan Freeman. Principal Joe Clark goes to bat against drugs, crime and bad grades in his Paterson, N.J., high school. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Legally Blonde ‘01. Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 7:30 P.M. (CC)

• Legend ‘85. Tom Cruise. Elves and a woodland boy save a princess and a unicorn from the Lord of Darkness and his goblins. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Legends of the Fall ‘94. Brad Pitt. A retired cavalry officer and his sons live on a pre-World War I Montana cattle ranch. (R) (2:15) ENC: Sun. 8:20 A.M., 4 P.M. (CC)

• Lethal Weapon 2 ‘89. Mel Gibson. An accountant leads a wild detective and his cautious partner to a South African diplomat running drugs. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Letters From Iwo Jima ‘06. Ken Watanabe. Lt. Gen. Tadamichi Kuribayashi leads Japanese troops in a brave but hopeless battle against American forces invading the island during World War II. (R) (3:00) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Libertine ‘05. Johnny Depp. In 17th-century England John Wilmot, the Earl of Rochester, indulges in a life of debauchery and grooms an actress for stardom. (R) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 3:40 A.M., Thu. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Lie With Me ‘05. Eric Balfour. A young man and woman enjoy sexual compatibility but have trouble communicating and helping each other with problems. (NR) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Life ‘99. Eddie Murphy. Wrongly convicted of murder, two men become close friends during decades in a Mississippi penitentiary. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 10 P.M., Wed. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Life and Times of Hank Greenberg ‘99. Hank Greenberg. Filmmaker Aviva Kempner profiles the former Detroit Tiger, who defied anti-Semitism to play baseball in the ’30s and ’40s. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 4:25 P.M. (CC)

• Lightning Jack ‘94. Paul Hogan. The outlaw bungles a bank robbery and takes a mute hostage who wants to tag along. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Lilies of the Field ‘63. Sidney Poitier. A traveling laborer teaches English to a group of German-speaking nuns while building a chapel for their community. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 11:15 A.M.

• Limbo ‘99. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. A traumatized fisherman falls in love with a lounge singer, but things change when his half-brother comes to town. (R) (2:10) HBO: Tue. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Little Manhattan ‘05. Josh Hutcherson. A New York boy finds his first love, while the marriage between his parents begins to crumble. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Little Miss Sunshine ‘06. Greg Kinnear. Members of a dysfunctional family set out on a road trip to watch their daughter take part in a children’s beauty pageant. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Longest Day ‘62. John Wayne. Allied forces prepare for and participate in the D-Day invasion of Normandy in World War II. (G) (4:00) AMC: Thu. 11 P.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Lost in Translation ‘03. Bill Murray. In Tokyo to shoot a commercial, a middle-aged actor becomes attracted to a young woman whose husband is a celebrity photographer. (R) (2:00) E!: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 3 P.M.

• Love Stinks ‘99. French Stewart. A sitcom writer falls for a woman at a friend’s wedding, but when he wants to break it off, she becomes obsessed with him. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 8:45 A.M., 3:10 P.M., Sat. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• Love With the Proper Stranger ‘63. Natalie Wood. Pregnancy surprises a working girl and a trumpet player from Italian families in New York. (2:00) TCM: Sat. 3 A.M.

• The Luck of the Irish ‘01. Ryan Merriman. A teenager must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. (1:35) DIS: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

M• Madea’s Family Reunion ‘06. Tyler Perry. A Southern matriarch deals with a host of personal and family issues while planning her clan’s upcoming reunion. (PG-13) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 3 P.M., 3:10 A.M. (CC)

• Madeleine ‘50. Ann Todd. Upper-class Madeleine Smith stands trial for killing her French lover in Victorian Scotland. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 2:15 A.M.

• Man About Town ‘06. Ben Affleck. A Hollywood agent struggles with his career and his wife, and encounters a woman seeking revenge against his workplace. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 7:15 P.M. (CC)

• Man of the Year ‘06. Robin Williams. Tom Dobbs, the satirical host of a political talk show, runs for U.S. president and unexpectedly wins. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Sat. noon (CC)

• The Man Who Fell to Earth ‘76. David Bowie. A visitor from an arid planet creates a global corporation to make billions to get water to his people. (R) (2:30) TMC: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Man Who Knew Too Much ‘34. Leslie Banks. Anarchists kidnap a couple’s daughter to hide a plot to kill a diplomat in London. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 11 P.M.

• The Man Without a Face ‘93. Mel Gibson. A disfigured recluse tutors a confused teen for a military-school entrance exam in 1960s Maine. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mansquito ‘05. Corin Nemec. While trying to find a cure for the West Nile virus, a scientist turns herself and her subject into mutant insects. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Mon. 8 A.M.

• Mars Attacks! ‘96. Jack Nicholson. Martians take delight in incinerating humans in director Tim Burton’s sendup of 1950s sci-fi classics. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Sun. 6:35 A.M. (CC)

• Marujas Asesinas ‘01. Neus Asensi. Sick of her husband’s abuse, a woman asks a messenger boy to kill the man. (NR) (1:50) MAX: Mon. 4:15 A.M.

• The Matador ‘05. Pierce Brosnan. An upstanding but down-on-his-luck businessman meets a veteran assassin whose job performance is starting to slide. (R) (1:40) STZ: Wed. midnight, Thu. 3:35 P.M. (CC)

• Matchstick Men ‘03. Nicolas Cage. After meeting his daughter for the first time, a con man and his partner try to swindle a boorish businessman. (PG-13) (2:30) A&E: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Matrix ‘99. Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. (R) (3:00) A&E: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Matrix Reloaded ‘03. Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters use extraordinary skills and weaponry to revolt against machines. (R) (2:20) HBO: Sat. 9:45 P.M. (CC)

• McHale’s Navy ‘64. Ernest Borgnine. McHale, Ensign Parker and the PT-boat crew take a horse to New Caledonia for a race. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• McHale’s Navy Joins the Air Force ‘65. Tim Conway. An ensign on a South Pacific island is forced to impersonate a pilot and gets involved with the crew of a Soviet ship. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Me and You and Everyone We Know ‘05. John Hawkes. A video artist begins a reluctant courtship with a shoe salesman whose wife is leaving him. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Mee-Shee: The Water Giant ‘05. Bruce Greenwood. While traveling with his father, a boy stumbles upon the hiding place of a monster at a remote Canadian lake. (PG) (1:35) SHO: Mon. 3:30 P.M., Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Meet the Parents ‘00. Robert De Niro. When a woman brings her boyfriend home for her sister’s wedding, her father, a former CIA agent, takes an instant dislike to him. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Fri. 6 P.M., 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Meet the Stewarts ‘42. William Holden. Newlyweds split up because the bride cannot stick to the bridegroom’s budget. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 7:30 A.M.

• The Mesmerist ‘02. Neil Patrick Harris. A doctor hypnotizes a terminally ill millionaire who continues to make life miserable for his daughter’s boyfriend. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 7:20 A.M., Fri. 2 P.M., 5:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Messengers ‘07. Kristen Stewart. A teen and her younger brother desperately try to warn their disbelieving family about ominous apparitions that only the children see. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 9:35 A.M., 6:50 P.M., Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Meteor ‘79. Sean Connery. A U.S. scientist and a Soviet scientist try to stop a 5-mile-wide asteroid from hitting Earth. (PG) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 P.M., Thu. 3 A.M.

• The Meteor Man ‘93. Robert Townsend. An awkward crime-fighter cleans up Washington with super powers gained from a falling star. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 12:15 P.M., Fri. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• Meteorites! ‘98. Tom Wopat. An explosions expert and an Arizona sheriff try to warn townsfolk about deadly oncoming meteorites. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Metro ‘97. Eddie Murphy. A hostage negotiator and a SWAT marksman track a psychotic jewel thief who killed a colleague. (R) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 3:10 A.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Metroland ‘97. Christian Bale. Urging a bohemian existence, a former schoolmate disrupts a London couple’s conventional lifestyle. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt ‘07. Voices of Wayne Allwine. Animated. Mickey Mouse must save his friends after his clubhouse mysteriously disappears. (NR) (1:00) DIS: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Mighty Aphrodite ‘95. Woody Allen. His adopted son’s apparent genius sends a married, middle-aged sportswriter after the birth mother, a prostitute. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Mighty Ducks ‘92. Emilio Estevez. To get out of trouble, a hotshot lawyer opts for community service coaching rowdies in peewee hockey. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• A Mighty Wind ‘03. Bob Balaban. In order to honor his late father, a man reunites various musicians to perform folk music at a tribute concert. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Mikado ‘39. Kenny Baker. Based on the operetta by Gilbert and Sullivan. A young prince assumes the guise of a wandering minstrel. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 1:30 A.M.

• Mildred Pierce ‘45. Joan Crawford. A woman makes personal sacrifices in order to please her ungrateful daughter. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 9:30 P.M. (CC)

• Miracle at Sage Creek ‘05. David Carradine. Two feuding families make peace after a tragic death and a boy’s illness. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Sat. 9:45 A.M., 5:55 A.M. (CC)

• The Missing ‘03. Tommy Lee Jones. In 1885 a woman must join forces with her estranged father to rescue her kidnapped daughter. (R) (3:00) FX: Fri. 10 A.M.

• Mission to Mars ‘00. Gary Sinise. In 2020 after the crew of a spaceflight to Mars disappears, a second team goes to investigate and makes an incredible discovery. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Wed. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• Mistress ‘92. Robert Wuhl. Hollywood money men will back a has-been’s script only if their girlfriends can be in it. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Thu. 4:30 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Mo’ Money ‘92. Damon Wayans. Two brothers go shopping with stolen credit cards and land in a scam linked to murder. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Modigliani ‘04. Andy Garcia. Penniless artist Amedeo Modigliani maintains a bitter rivalry with Pablo Picasso and captures the heart of a higher-born Catholic woman. (R) (2:15) SHO: Thu. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Monster ‘03. Charlize Theron. Working as a prostitute in Florida, Aileen Wuornos kills seven men and lands on death row. (R) (2:30) WE: Sat. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• Monsters, Inc. ‘01. Voices of John Goodman. Animated. A blue behemoth and his one-eyed assistant work in a giant factory that exists to scare children. (G) (2:00) DIS: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Mortal Kombat Annihilation ‘97. Robin Shou. Warriors take on mutant forces from another dimension that a villain released upon Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Mon. midnight, Tue. 10 A.M.

• The Most Dangerous Game ‘32. Joel McCrea. Mad Count Zaroff gives a shipwrecked couple a knife, then hunts them with hounds and a bow and arrows. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 9:45 P.M.

• The Movie Hero ‘03. Jeremy Sisto. A deluded Hollywood citizen is convinced that an unseen camera is broadcasting his life over the airwaves. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 7:15 A.M., Sat. 8:15 A.M., 4:25 A.M. (CC)

• Mr. & Mrs. Smith ‘05. Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Tue. 7:30 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M.

• Mr. Deeds ‘02. Adam Sandler. A television producer tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner after he inherits $40 billion. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project ‘07. Comedians celebrate the long career of the comic. (NR) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Doubtfire ‘93. Robin Williams. Estranged from his wife, an out-of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont ‘05. Joan Plowright. An elderly widow and a young writer develop an unlikely friendship when she relocates to London to be near her grandson. (NR) (2:00) STZ: Wed. 7:40 A.M., TMC: Tue. 9:15 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Mummy ‘99. Brendan Fraser. A young man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:15) STZ: Sun. 2:20 P.M., 11:40 P.M., Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Mummy Returns ‘01. Brendan Fraser. Two evil forces believe the 9-year-old son of adventurer Rick O’Connell is the key to the reincarnation of Isis. (PG-13) (2:54) USA: Sat. 6:04 P.M. (CC)

• A Murder of Crows ‘98. Tom Berenger. A lawyer must prove he is innocent of murder after passing a dead man’s tale of intrigue off as his own. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• My Super Ex-Girlfriend ‘06. Uma Thurman. A young man discovers that the manipulative woman he is dating is a superheroine, and after he breaks up with her, she uses her powers to turn his life into a nightmare. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Mystery, Alaska ‘99. Russell Crowe. The National Hockey League sends the New York Rangers to play a legendary local team in an isolated Alaskan town. (R) (2:00) ABCFAM: Mon. 7 A.M., Fri. 7 A.M., WGN: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

N• Nacho Libre ‘06. Jack Black. To raise money for an orphanage, a Mexican cook named Ignacio moonlights as a professional wrestler. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 11:15 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Naked in New York ‘93. Eric Stoltz. An aspiring playwright’s choice of a New York career over his first love leads to a rude awakening. (R) (2:00) WGN: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Naked Kiss ‘64. Constance Towers. A former prostitute discovers that her philanthropic fiance is involved in perversion. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2:45 P.M.

• The Name of the Rose ‘86. Sean Connery. A remote medieval abbey is plagued by a series of grotesque murders and only one man can solve the puzzle. (R) (2:10) MAX: Mon. 8:35 A.M. (CC)

• Nanny McPhee ‘05. Emma Thompson. A widower hires a mysterious woman who uses magic to control his seven unruly children. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow ‘04. Voices of Yuko Kaida. Animated. Naruto and his teammates must guard a famous actress who harbors a hidden past. (NR) (2:00) TOON: Sat. 7 P.M.

• National Lampoon’s Animal House ‘78. John Belushi. Bluto, Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College. (R) (2:30) USA: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation ‘89. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin pulls up in an RV. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze ‘03. Tatyana Ali. Chaos ensues after two different women named Dominique arrive at a coed dormitory just before Christmas break. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 10:10 P.M. (CC)

• Natural Born Killers ‘94. Woody Harrelson. Two young lovers embark on a blood-drenched killing spree that quickly propels them to celebrity status. (R) (2:05) HBO: Thu. 1:55 A.M. (CC)

• Navy SEALS ‘90. Charlie Sheen. Sea/air/land commandos and a TV newswoman rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)

• New York Doll ‘05. Arthur “Killer” Kane, former New York Dolls bassist, becomes a Mormon after hitting rock bottom. (PG-13) (1:20) TMC: Sun. 1:30 P.M., Wed. 9:20 A.M., 5:45 A.M. (CC)

• A Night at the Roxbury ‘98. Will Ferrell. Desperate to meet women and open their own dance club, brainless brothers Steve and Doug Butabi cruise Beverly Hills. (PG-13) (1:25) TMC: Sat. 10:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Night Listener ‘06. Robin Williams. A writer and radio host begins a harrowing investigation into the truth behind a teen’s tale of a nightmarish childhood. (R) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 12:20 P.M. (CC)

• Night of the Comet ‘84. Catherine Mary Stewart. Valley girls and a trucker run into cannibal zombies in this parody of 1950s sci-fi movies. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 A.M.

• Night of the Creeps ‘86. Jason Lively. Alien parasites that turn their victims into zombies run amok on campus during fraternity pledge week. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 1:30 A.M., Fri. 4:05 A.M. (CC)

• Nothing to Lose ‘97. Martin Lawrence. A dispirited white ad executive teams up with a black car-jacker for a crime spree. (R) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 1 A.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Notting Hill ‘99. Julia Roberts. A man’s life changes when an international star walks into his bookshop. (PG-13) (2:05) TMC: Wed. 7:15 A.M., 5:45 P.M., Sat. 8:35 A.M., 5:45 A.M. (CC)

• Now You See It… ‘05. Alyson Michalka. While producing a reality TV show, a teenager meets a magician whose powers are real but put him in danger. (1:40) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

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