Iflove Television Entertainment and Movies Info This Weekend

TV Movies: March 23-29

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ALPHABETICAL LISTINGO• The October Man ‘47. John Mills. After learning of the murder of a beautiful young model, a mentally shaky chemist wonders if he’s the killer. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 4:45 A.M.

• Oculto ‘05. Laia Marull. Strange events bring together three strangers at a conference about the interpretation of dreams. (NR) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 5 A.M.

• Ogre ‘08. John Schneider. Young hikers travel to a small village where an ogre requires an annual human sacrifice. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 7 P.M.

• On a Clear Day ‘05. Peter Mullan. After losing his job at a Glasgow shipyard, a 50-year-old man decides to begin a training regimen that will allow him to swim the English Channel. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 10:35 A.M. (CC)

• On the Beach ‘59. Gregory Peck. Nuclear-war survivors wait in a U.S. sub off the coast of 1964 Australia. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Wed. 1:30 P.M.

• Once Upon a Time in Mexico ‘03. Antonio Banderas. A corrupt CIA agent recruits a tormented gunman to stop conspirators from assassinating the president of Mexico. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• One Foot in Heaven ‘41. Fredric March. A Methodist minister and his wife raise a family through years of challenge in small-town parishes. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• 100 Rifles ‘69. Jim Brown. A sheriff helps a bank robber and a Yaqui beauty fight a tyrant general in 1912 Mexico. (PG) (2:15) AMC: Tue. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Open Water 2: Adrift ‘06. Susan May Pratt. Six long-time friends try to stay afloat in the ocean after they forget to lower the ladder from a luxury yacht. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 6:30 P.M., Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Operation Crossbow ‘65. Sophia Loren. A British commando and his team drop into Germany and pose as scientists to pinpoint a Nazi rocket base. (PG-13) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Orange County ‘02. Colin Hanks. A high schooler tries to fix a mistake after his guidance counselor sends the wrong papers to Stanford University. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Osmosis Jones ‘01. Bill Murray. Live action/animated. A white-blood cell teams with a cold tablet to battle evil viruses in a zoo worker’s body. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Out of Season ‘04. Dennis Hopper. A drifter gets mixed up with shady characters embroiled in devious plots in a seaside town. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Outbreak ‘95. Dustin Hoffman. An Army doctor fights the spread of a deadly virus brought into the United States by an African monkey. (R) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Outward Bound ‘30. Leslie Howard. Two lovers on a fog-bound boat come to the horrifying realization that they are adrift between heaven and hell. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 9 A.M.

• Over the Hedge ‘06. Voices of Bruce Willis. Animated. An opportunistic raccoon teaches fellow animals about the edible treasures that the new humans in the neighborhood conveniently leave outdoors. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

P• The Pacifier ‘05. Vin Diesel. A Navy SEAL faces the ultimate test when he must care for five children and protect them from their father’s enemies. (PG) (2:00) USA: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Parent Trap ‘98. Lindsay Lohan. An 11-year-old meets her California twin, and they plot to reunite their divorced parents. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Paris When It Sizzles ‘64. William Holden. A screenwriter finds himself falling in love with the secretary he’s temporarily hired to help meet a deadline. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Park ‘06. William Baldwin. The lives of a suicidal woman, pet groomers, an attorney, nudists and others intersect one afternoon in Los Angeles. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 10:30 A.M., 5:05 P.M., Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Patch Adams ‘99. Robin Williams. A doctor, once a psychiatric patient, uses humor and unconventional methods in his practice. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Mon. 4:05 P.M. (CC)

• Pathfinder ‘07. Karl Urban. American Indians adopt and raise as their own a Viking boy who was left behind by his own people during a raid. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Patriot ‘00. Mel Gibson. A pacifist farmer of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son. (R) (2:45) MAX: Sun. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Peaceful Warrior ‘06. Nick Nolte. A mysterious stranger opens a gifted young athlete’s eyes to a new vision as he prepares for a shot at Olympic gold. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Perfect Assassins ‘98. Andrew McCarthy. A government specialist on terrorism wages war on a group of criminals who may be connected to a professor he once knew. (NR) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Perfect Child ‘07. Rebecca Budig. A jealous ex-lover threatens the budding relationship between an executive and a single father. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Perfect Daughter ‘96. Tracey Gold. Dark secrets from the past resurface when a teenage runaway awakens from a coma and is reunited with her family. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. noon (CC)

• The Perfect Nanny ‘00. Dana Barron. A woman obsessed with romance novels becomes a nanny for a handsome widower whom she is determined to marry. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Perfect Storm ‘00. George Clooney. At sea in October 1991, the crewmen of the Andrea Gail encounter a storm with hurricane-strength winds and 100-foot waves. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 11 P.M., Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Perfect Stranger ‘07. Halle Berry. A reporter crosses paths with a powerful executive when she goes under cover in cyberspace and the workplace to investigate a friend’s unsolved murder. (R) (2:00) STZ: Sun. 1:50 A.M., Mon. 2:15 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Phat Girlz ‘06. Mo’Nique. Two large women ??? one a tart-tongued gal who wants to be a fashion designer ??? struggle to find love and acceptance in a culture where thin is in. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 9 A.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Phenomenon ‘96. John Travolta. An amiable, small-town Everyman is inexplicably transformed into a genius with telekinetic powers. (PG) (2:40) TBS: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. noon (CC)

• Phoenix ‘98. Ray Liotta. A cop with a big gambling debt gets three buddies involved in a deadly crime to pay off the bookie. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Pilot’s Wife ‘02. Christine Lahti. A woman discovers her husband was leading a double life after he dies in a plane explosion near Ireland. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Pinochet’s Last Stand ‘06. Derek Jacobi. British authorities arrest former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet in 1998. (NR) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Play It to the Bone ‘99. Antonio Banderas. Two best friends and former boxing rivals must get to Las Vegas but are sidetracked by a beautiful hitchhiker and a woman with a temper. (R) (2:05) STZ: Wed. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Poetic Justice ‘93. Janet Jackson. A beauty-salon worker goes from South Central Los Angeles to Oakland in a mail truck with a guy she cannot stand. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Pony Soldier ‘52. Tyrone Power. A Royal Canadian Mountie risks his life to prevent a tribe of rebellious Crees from going on the warpath. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Pootie Tang ‘01. Lance Crouther. Although he speaks an indecipherable language, a superhero protects children from a mogul who encourages smoking, drinking and eating fast food. (PG-13) (1:30) SPIKE: Fri. 2 A.M.

• Pork Chop Hill ‘59. Gregory Peck. A lieutenant is ordered to take an inconsequential hill during the Korean War truce talks. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)

• The Preacher’s Wife ‘96. Denzel Washington. A handsome angel saves a New York Baptist and his wife from spiritual doubt and marital woe. (PG) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 9:30 A.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• Premium ‘06. Dorian Missick. A struggling actor deals with a series of personal and professional challengers. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Pride ‘07. Terrence Howard. In the 1970s an aficionado and a janitor renovate an abandoned pool and establish a swim team in one of Philadelphia’s roughest neighborhoods. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 6 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Prince & Me ‘04. Julia Stiles. A premedical student falls in love with a Danish prince who keeps his identity a secret. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 12:40 A.M., Sat. 7:55 A.M. (CC)

• The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding ‘06. Luke Mably. A handsome Danish prince learns he must abdicate his throne if he marries a commoner. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 2:40 A.M., Sat. 9:55 A.M. (CC)

• The Prince and the Pauper ‘37. Errol Flynn. Based on Mark Twain’s tale about a prince who temporarily trades identities with a poor look-alike. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Princess Diaries ‘01. Julie Andrews. A woman gives etiquette lessons to her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent to a throne. (G) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 11 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Prophet’s Game ‘99. Dennis Hopper. A retired detective investigates a serial killer who murders those who cannot solve his riddles. (R) (1:50) HBO: Mon. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Puccini for Beginners ‘06. Elizabeth Reaser. An opera-loving writer gets caught up in a bisexual love triangle with a professor and the woman he dumped to be with her. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 10:15 A.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• Pulse ‘06. Kristen Bell. Some friends think a new Web site is just a hoax with a clever marketing campaign until everyone who logs on dies. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 10:05 A.M., 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Pursuit of Happyness ‘06. Will Smith. A single father and his young son endure many hardships as the father struggles to provide a better future for both of them. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Mon. 10:15 A.M., 9 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)

Q• Queen of the Damned ‘02. Stuart Townsend. The vampire Lestat awakens after 100 years, becomes a rock star and unites with a female counterpart. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 P.M.

• The Quest ‘96. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Sold into the underworld of gambling and kickboxing, a street criminal vies with the world’s best fighters in an ancient Tibetan competition. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Quiet ‘05. Camilla Belle. After her widowed father dies, a deaf teenager moves in with her godparents and their cruel daughter, then finds that all is not as it seems. (R) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 5:20 P.M., Thu. 5:20 P.M. (CC)

R• Raise Your Voice ‘04. Hilary Duff. A small-town teenager defies her father and heads to Los Angeles to study at a performing arts school. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• A Raisin in the Sun ‘61. Sidney Poitier. Proud members of a Chicago family argue over a $10,000 insurance windfall. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• Rambo: First Blood Part II ‘85. Sylvester Stallone. A former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison. (R) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 11:35 A.M. (CC)

• Randy Rides Alone ‘34. John Wayne. A drifter accused of robbery and murder receives unexpected help in his quest to clear his name. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 10 A.M.

• The Raven ‘63. Vincent Price. Three sorcerers bicker the black-magic way in 15th-century England. (G) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 8:30 A.M.

• The Reivers ‘69. Steve McQueen. A Mississippi boy drives to Memphis with two rascals in his family’s new 1905 Winton. (PG-13) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 1 A.M.

• Remember the Titans ‘00. Denzel Washington. A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Thu. 6 P.M., 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Replacements ‘00. Keanu Reeves. A football coach and his team’s owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike. (PG-13) (2:40) TBS: Thu. 9 P.M., 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Resident Evil ‘02. Milla Jovovich. Commandos infiltrate a research facility after a deadly virus turns the entire staff into ravenous zombies. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 5 P.M.

• Resident Evil: Apocalypse ‘04. Milla Jovovich. Survivors of a deadly virus must fight their way through Raccoon City’s legion of undead inhabitants. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 7 P.M.

• Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis ‘05. Aimee-Lynn Chadwick. While trying to rescue their captive friend, teens release brain-eating zombies at a sinister research facility. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 1 A.M.

• Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave ‘05. Jenny Mollen. A college student distills a ghoulish party drug from a compound used to create brain-hungry zombies. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 A.M.

• Return to Paradise ‘98. Vince Vaughn. A lawyer helps two New Yorkers decide whether to save a friend’s life by serving jail time in Malaysia. (R) (1:55) TMC: Sat. 5:05 P.M. (CC)

• Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip ‘82. Richard Pryor. A filmed concert performance, highlighted by a chilling but humorous account of the accident that nearly killed him. (R) (1:25) SHO: Fri. 2:40 A.M. (CC)

• Richie Rich ‘94. Macaulay Culkin. The boy zillionaire saves his parents and Rich Industries from a scheming executive. (PG) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Rock ‘96. Sean Connery. A one-time escaped convict leads Navy SEALs onto Alcatraz to thwart a renegade colonel’s rebels who threaten the area with warheads. (R) (2:20) ENC: Fri. 12:10 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Rock Monster ‘08. Chad Collins. While traveling through Eastern Europe, a collegian unwittingly releases a monster made of rocks. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 9 P.M.

• Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion ‘97. Mira Sorvino. Two pinheads try to impress former classmates with far-fetched success stories. (R) (1:45) TBS: Sat. 6:10 A.M.

• The Royal Tenenbaums ‘01. Gene Hackman. An errant father tries to reconcile with his eccentric and underachieving family in New York. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Rudy ‘93. Sean Astin. With heart and determination an Illinois youth tackles shortcomings to play Notre Dame football. (PG) (2:30) CMT: Sun. 3 P.M.

• Running Scared ‘86. Gregory Hines. Two cool Chicago undercover officers try to put a drug lord permanently out of business. (R) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 8 P.M., Sat. 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• Rush Hour ‘98. Jackie Chan. Mismatched police partners seek a kidnapped girl. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Fri. 12:30 P.M., 11:05 P.M., 5:50 A.M. (CC)

• RV ‘06. Robin Williams. Calamities strike when a family patriarch rents an enormous motor-home and takes his dysfunctional clan on vacation. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 9 A.M., 9:45 P.M., 4:35 A.M. (CC)

S• Sadie McKee ‘34. Joan Crawford. A maid has romances with a two-timer, a boozing millionaire and the master of the house. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 6:30 A.M.

• Sagebrush Trail ‘33. John Wayne. A man is falsely imprisoned on a murder charge, then escapes to join an outlaw gang and unmask the real killer. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 11:15 A.M.

• Sahara ‘05. Matthew McConaughey. A treasure hunter and his sidekick join forces with a doctor to search for a Confederate ship in Africa. (PG-13) (2:10) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:10 P.M. (CC)

• Samoura??s ‘02. Cyril Mourali. A Tokyo police commissioner must travel to Paris to kill his daughter and her demonic fetus. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Sands of Iwo Jima ‘49. John Wayne. A Marine sergeant pushes a colonel’s son and other recruits until they’re ready to fight. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• Santa Fe Stampede ‘38. John Wayne. The Three Mesquiteers catch killer claim jumpers and a bad judge. (NR) (1:15) AMC: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Satan Bug ‘65. George Maharis. An ex-Army agent must find flasks of a deadly virus before a mad millionaire can use them. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 7:15 A.M.

• Save the Last Dance ‘01. Julia Stiles. A white teenager moves to Chicago after her mother’s death and falls for a black student who shares her love of dance. (PG-13) (2:15) TNT: Sat. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• Saving Silverman ‘01. Jason Biggs. Two dimwits concoct a scheme to prevent their friend from marrying a coldhearted and conniving woman. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 1:45 A.M., Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Saw III ‘06. Tobin Bell. A kidnapped doctor must keep dying Jigsaw alive while a fellow victim completes his own maniacal test. (R) (1:50) SHO: Wed. 9:10 P.M. (CC)

• Say Anything ‘89. John Cusack. A high-school senior falls in love with an honor student bound for studies in England. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie 3 ‘03. Anna Faris. An anchorwoman investigates rumors about UFOs and a videotape that leads to deaths. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Mon. midnight.

• Scary Movie 3 ‘03. Anna Faris. An anchorwoman investigates rumors about UFOs and a videotape that leads to deaths. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Mon. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie 4 ‘06. Anna Faris. Dim-witted Cindy Campbell and her sex-crazed friend, Brenda, team up with cute-but-clueless Tom Ryan to save the world from a hostile alien invasion. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Thu. 9:50 A.M., 9 P.M., 5:05 A.M. (CC)

• School for Seduction ‘04. Kelly Brook. An Italian beauty spices up the sex lives of a hotel manager, two sisters, a business owner, and a drag artist. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf ‘88. Hamilton Camp. Animated. Dracula transforms Shaggy into a canine horror when the werewolf drops out of the annual Transylvania car race. (1:30) TOON: Mon. 10:30 A.M.

• Scorcher ‘02. Mark Dacascos. Tactical experts must detonate a nuclear bomb in Los Angeles before the Earth’s shifting plates cause more devastation. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 7 P.M.

• The Scorpion King ‘02. The Rock. The leader of a band of desert mercenaries is hired to kill a ruthless despot and his clairvoyant sorceress. (PG-13) (2:02) USA: Sat. 8:58 P.M. (CC)

• Screwed ‘00. Norm Macdonald. An overworked, underpaid chauffeur kidnaps his boss’s dog and holds it for a $5,000,000 ransom. (PG-13) (1:30) USA: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Seamless ‘05. Filmmaker Douglas Keeve follows young designers as they compete for success in the fashion industry. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Tue. 3:05 P.M., Fri. 6:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Searchers ‘56. John Wayne. A Confederate veteran and his part-Cherokee partner search five years for a kidnapped girl. (NR) (2:45) AMC: Wed. 11:45 A.M., Sat. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Secret Garden ‘93. Kate Maberly. An English orphan discovers her bitter uncle’s garden with her sickly cousin, and it is magical. (G) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Serenity ‘05. Nathan Fillion. Crew members aboard a transport vessel get caught in a deadly conflict in the wake of a galactic war. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 6 A.M., 4 P.M. (CC)

• Serial Mom ‘94. Kathleen Turner. A seemingly perfect wife and mother from Baltimore gains celebrity status as a serial killer. (R) (2:00) WE: Fri. 1:30 P.M.

• The Seventh Victim ‘43. Tom Conway. Producer Val Lewton’s atmospheric account of a missing woman and devil worshippers in 1940s Greenwich Village. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 6 A.M.

• Sex, Lies, and Videotape ‘89. James Spader. An impotent man with a video camera visits a yuppie lawyer who has both a wife and a lover. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. noon (CC)

• Sh! The Octopus ‘37. Hugh Herbert. The world’s dumbest detectives try to defeat a crime lord. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Fri. 1 A.M.

• Shadow of the Vampire ‘00. John Malkovich. Director F.W. Murnau makes a Faustian pact with a vampire to get him to star in his 1922 film “Nosferatu.” (R) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 2:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Shaggy Dog ‘06. Tim Allen. A workaholic prosecutor becomes infected with an experimental serum that turns him into a canine at unexpected times. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 6:20 P.M., 5:20 A.M., Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Shakiest Gun in the West ‘68. Don Knotts. A Philadelphia milquetoast goes west and meets a tall bandit who tricks him into marriage. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Shaun of the Dead ‘04. Simon Pegg. An aimless TV salesman and his best pal must save their friends and family from the zombies that have overrun London. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 1 P.M., Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• She Drives Me Crazy ‘07. Melinda Clarke. After her husband dies, a woman and her estranged sister embark on a road trip to their high-school reunion. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Showdown in Little Tokyo ‘91. Dolph Lundgren. Two L.A. police officers combine martial arts skills to wreak vengence on the Japanese Mafia. (R) (1:20) MAX: Tue. 9:10 A.M. (CC)

• Shrek ‘01. Voices of Mike Myers. Animated. In order to save his home, a monster with a donkey makes a deal with a mean lord to rescue a beautiful princess. (PG) (1:55) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., 9:55 P.M. (CC)

• The Silence of the Lambs ‘91. Jodie Foster. An FBI trainee seeks advice from a brilliant, psychopathic prisoner to catch a killer who skins his victims. (R) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Silent Hill ‘06. Radha Mitchell. A woman searches for her missing daughter in a town that has been enveloped in a living darkness, against which the remaining humans fight a losing battle for survival. (R) (2:15) STZ: Thu. 12:50 A.M., Fri. 3:10 P.M. (CC)

• Silent Rage ‘82. Chuck Norris. A Texas sheriff tries kung fu on an ax killer who, revived by doctors, cannot be killed. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. midnight, Fri. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Silver Hawk ‘04. Michelle Yeoh. A crime fighter uses martial arts to battle a villain who kidnapped the inventor of a dangerous gizmo. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 6:45 A.M., Thu. 7:05 A.M. (CC)

• Silverado ‘85. Kevin Kline. Old West drifters Jake, Emmett, Mal and Paden shoot it out with a crooked sheriff and clan. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Simpatico ‘99. Nick Nolte. A wealthy Thoroughbred breeder begins a downward spiral after an old buddy digs up ghosts from their pasts. (R) (1:55) STZ: Sat. 1:20 P.M. (CC)

• Sin City Diaries 4: Luck Is a Lady ‘07. Pretty women offer tempting moments. (NR) (2:20) MAX: Sun. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Six Degrees of Separation ‘93. Stockard Channing. Married New Yorkers question the motives of an overnight guest who pretends to be someone else. (R) (1:55) TMC: Wed. 12:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Skeleton Key ‘05. Kate Hudson. A woman takes a job as a hospice nurse for a couple who live in a New Orleans house with a troublesome history. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Sleepless in Seattle ‘93. Tom Hanks. A Baltimore newswoman falls for a Seattle widower she hears on talk radio, thanks to his moppet son. (PG) (2:15) TBS: Sat. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Slender Thread ‘65. Sidney Poitier. A hot-line worker stalls a suicidal woman while Seattle police trace her call. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Smart House ‘99. Jessica Steen. A boy tries to stop his father from dating by programming their computerized house to be a surrogate mother. (1:35) DIS: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Smithereens ‘82. Susan Berman. A young woman hits the New York nightclub circuit in hopes of becoming a rock ‘n’ roll singing star. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Smokin’ Aces ‘07. Ben Affleck. Two FBI agents must protect an entertainer from a motley crew of assassins after the guy agrees to testify against the Las Vegas mob. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Snakes on a Plane ‘06. Samuel L. Jackson. An FBI agent must contend with a swarm of deadly serpents that have been released aboard an airliner to kill the witness he is escorting to trial. (R) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)

• So Young, So Bad ‘50. Paul Henreid. A doctor attempts to enact some desperately needed social reforms inside a girls correctional school. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 1:30 A.M.

• Solaris ‘02. George Clooney. A widowed psychologist arrives at a space station to investigate the unexplained behavior of a group of scientists. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 10 A.M.

• Somebody Help Me ‘07. Marques Houston. Young friends begin to disappear during a getaway trip. (NR) (2:00) BET: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Something the Lord Made ‘04. Alan Rickman. While contending with racism during the ’30s and ’40s, lab technician Vivien Thomas works with Dr. Alfred Blalock to improve surgical techniques. (2:00) HBO: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Soul Food ‘97. Vanessa L. Williams. Three sisters deal with romantic crises and their widowed mother’s fatal illness. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 7:30 A.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Sound of Music ‘65. Julie Andrews. A novitiate leaves her convent and becomes governess to Capt. Von Trapp’s seven children in Austria before World War II. (G) (4:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Spaceballs ‘87. Mel Brooks. President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 5 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Spider Baby ‘64. Lon Chaney Jr. A servant watches over family members who, by the age of 10, begin devolving into primitive, cannibalistic creatures. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 6:30 P.M.

• Spider-Man ‘02. Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker uses his superhuman powers to battle his archenemy, the Green Goblin. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Spiral Staircase ‘46. Dorothy McGuire. A strangler follows a speechless maid through an old New England mansion during a storm. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 10 P.M.

• Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron ‘02. Voices of Matt Damon. Animated. A mustang journeys through the American frontier, befriends a Lakota brave and finds love with a mare. (G) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 8 P.M.

• Spring Fever ‘27. William Haines. Silent. A shipping clerk puts his golf skills to good use at an exclusive country club. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sun. 1:15 A.M.

• Spy Hard ‘96. Leslie Nielsen. A bumbling secret agent and his lovely partner try to foil a madman’s world-takeover scheme. (PG-13) (1:45) AMC: Mon. 10:15 P.M., Tue. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Standing in the Shadows of Motown ‘02. Richard “Pistol” Allen. Paul Justman documents the Funk Brothers, musicians who played with the Supremes, the Temptations, Gladys Knight and others. (PG) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 8:45 A.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• Star Kid ‘97. Joseph Mazzello. A withdrawn boy dons the shell of an amiable space robot, gains superpowers and must fight a giant alien. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Star Trek: Insurrection ‘98. Patrick Stewart. To uphold the principles of his Starfleet oath and save an alien race, Capt. Picard defies Federation orders. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• Stargate ‘94. Kurt Russell. A portal takes an Egyptologist, a colonel and a team of soldiers to another planet with pyramids, slaves and an alien ruler. (PG-13) (2:30) SCI-FI: Fri. 2 A.M.

• Starman ‘84. Jeff Bridges. A Wisconsin widow falls in love with an alien who has remade himself as a double of her husband. (PG) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 8:30 A.M., 4 P.M., 5:30 A.M., Fri. 8:15 A.M., 4:10 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Stars in My Crown ‘50. Joel McCrea. A Southern preacher finds a troubled flock to tend after the Civil War. (G) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Stir Crazy ‘80. Gene Wilder. Two losers dressed as big birds for a bank’s PR stunt go to prison after two other big birds rob it. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Straight Into Darkness ‘03. Scott MacDonald. During World War II fugitive American soldiers join forces with a band of children in a battle against a German squad. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Strange Love of Martha Ivers ‘46. Barbara Stanwyck. Martha and her husband, who saw her kill her aunt, fear a childhood friend saw her too. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 9:15 A.M.

• The Strange Woman ‘46. Hedy Lamarr. Using men for their money is what a scheming woman does in the lumber boom of 1840s Bangor, Maine. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 10 A.M.

• Stranger Than Fiction ‘06. Will Ferrell. A mentally unstable IRS auditor hears an author’s voice in his head and discovers that he is the ill-fated protagonist of her latest work. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Tue. 7:40 A.M., 3:20 P.M. (CC)

• Streets of Laredo ‘49. William Holden. Two renegades who join the Texas Rangers to escape the authorities discover they like being on the side of law and order. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• Stroker Ace ‘83. Burt Reynolds. A stock-car driver competes in the chicken suit symbolic of his fast-food sponsor. (PG) (2:00) CMT: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 3:30 P.M.

• Stuart Little ‘99. Geena Davis. Based on the book by E.B. White. Two human parents adopt a mouse as a little brother for their son. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 3:30 P.M., Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Suddenly, Last Summer ‘59. Elizabeth Taylor. A New Orleans matriarch tries to bribe a brain surgeon to lobotomize her niece who witnessed a murder. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Sunday Driver ‘05. Filmmaker Carol Strong profiles a group of lowrider enthusiasts who drive cars modified with lowered suspensions. (R) (1:00) TMC: Fri. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Support Your Local Sheriff! ‘69. James Garner. A stranger tames an Old West boomtown and woos the mayor’s daughter on his way to Australia. (G) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

T• Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood ‘96. Dennis Miller. A seedy private eye helps a televangelist’s employee, whose brother vanished at a brothel of female vampires. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Tall in the Saddle ‘44. John Wayne. A ranch foreman changes his negative attitude about women when he meets his two new female employers. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 12:30 P.M.

• Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ‘06. Will Ferrell. NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Fri. 12:50 A.M., Sat. 9:20 A.M., 7:05 P.M. (CC)

• Tango & Cash ‘89. Sylvester Stallone. Framed and sent to prison, rival Los Angeles police detectives must work together to clear themselves. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Teaching Mrs. Tingle ‘99. Helen Mirren. With their futures threatened by false accusations of cheating, three teenagers take matters into their own hands. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 4:45 P.M., 5:45 A.M. (CC)

• Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo ‘06. Voices of Greg Cipes. Animated. Five superheroes search for a Japanese criminal after a high-tech ninja attack. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Fri. 10 A.M.

• Teen Wolf ‘85. Michael J. Fox. A high-school student’s popularity soars when it is discovered that he is cursed with the mark of the werewolf. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 3:30 P.M., Tue. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Teen Wolf Too ‘87. Jason Bateman. Showing signs of a dormant family trait, a college freshman becomes a big werewolf on campus. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)

• 10 Things I Hate About You ‘99. Heath Ledger. A pretty, popular student can’t date until her rebellious older sister gets a suitor of her own. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Fri. 5:20 P.M., Sat. 3:15 P.M. (CC)

• Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny ‘06. Jack Black. Musicians JB and KG form rock group Tenacious D and set out on a quest for a legendary guitar pick that will make them the greatest band in the world. (R) (1:35) MAX: Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)

• 10th and Wolf ‘06. James Marsden. An ex-Marine faces a dilemma after he returns to South Philadelphia and discovers his brother and cousin are entangled in the mob. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Tequila Sunrise ‘88. Mel Gibson. A narcotics officer uses a woman to catch his buddy, a big-time cocaine dealer ready to retire. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• There’s Something About Mary ‘98. Cameron Diaz. A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. (R) (2:05) MAX: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• They All Kissed the Bride ‘42. Joan Crawford. A newsman mellows a businesswoman who runs her father’s trucking business with an iron hand. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 2:15 P.M.

• 13 Going on 30 ‘04. Jennifer Garner. An uncool girl magically becomes a successful adult after making a wish at her disastrous birthday party. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 4:30 P.M.

• The Thomas Crown Affair ‘68. Steve McQueen. The mastermind of a Boston bank caper falls in love with the insurance sleuth on his trail. (R) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• 300 ‘07. Gerard Butler. Sparta’s King Leonidas and his badly outnumbered warriors fight to the death against King Xerxes’ massive Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 2:30 P.M., 8 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• Three Kings ‘99. George Clooney. Near the end of the Gulf War, soldiers use a map that may lead them to gold that Saddam Hussein stole from Kuwait. (R) (1:55) HBO: Wed. 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain ‘98. Hulk Hogan. A has-been TV star helps children fight villains who have taken over an amusement park. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 6:50 A.M. (CC)

• Ticker ‘01. Tom Sizemore. A renegade cop teams with an explosives expert in order to stop a mad bomber in Los Angeles. (R) (1:40) SHO: Tue. 3:35 P.M. (CC)

• The Time Machine ‘02. Guy Pearce. A scientist travels into the future and meets a race of people who fear hideous monsters living under the ground. (PG-13) (2:10) TBS: Sun. 10:50 A.M., Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Tin Cup ‘96. Kevin Costner. A curvy customer and a smarmy golf-pro pal motivate a down-and-out Texas driving-range owner to try for the U.S. Open. (R) (2:30) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• TMNT ‘07. Voices of Chris Evans. Animated. Though Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo have grown apart since their last adventure, they must join forces again to battle an army of monsters. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• To Die For ‘95. Nicole Kidman. Observers recall the relationship between a slain small-town bartender and his ambitious TV-reporter wife, who is charged with the crime. (R) (1:50) HBO: Sat. 2:25 A.M. (CC)

• To Sir, With Love ‘67. Sidney Poitier. Unable to find employment in his field, a black engineer accepts a teaching position in a tough East End London school. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Mon. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• To Walk With Lions ‘99. Richard Harris. A young man comes to work at a rehabilitation compound for zoo lions in East Africa where he meets George Adamson. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Mon. noon (CC)

• Tombstone ‘93. Kurt Russell. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang. (R) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 4 P.M., 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Tomcats ‘01. Jerry O’Connell. A cartoonist in debt plots to have his friend marry a statuesque cop in order to win a huge bet. (R) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 11:45 A.M., 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• Top Gun ‘86. Tom Cruise. A hot-shot Navy jet pilot tangles with MiGs and flirts with a civilian astrophysicist. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Torch Song ‘53. Joan Crawford. A war-blinded pianist brings feeling to a lonely Broadway comedy star. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 11:30 P.M.

• The Touch ‘02. Michelle Yeoh. An acrobat and a professional thief join forces to find an ancient Buddhist relic. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Toys in the Attic ‘63. Dean Martin. Two New Orleans sisters meddle with their brother and his child bride. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 12:45 P.M.

• Trader Horn ‘31. Harry Carey. Traders, their African bearer and a white tribal queen try to get out of the jungle alive. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Transporter 2 ‘05. Jason Statham. A former Special Forces operative springs into action to save the kidnapped son of an anti-drug czar. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M.

• Trantasia ‘06. Filmmaker Jeremy Stanford documents contestants in a transsexual beauty pageant. (NR) (1:40) SHO: Wed. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• Trapped in Paradise ‘94. Nicolas Cage. Local hospitality foils a bank heist by three bumbling brothers in Paradise, Pa., on Christmas Eve. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• Tremors 4: The Legend Begins ‘04. Michael Gross. A man hires a mercenary to destroy giant worms that are terrorizing a mining town in the 1800s. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 11 P.M.

• Trespass ‘92. Bill Paxton. Two Arkansas firemen have a shootout over gold with a crime lord’s gang in a factory. (R) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Troll ‘86. Michael Moriarty. An evil troll transforms an apartment house and its residents into a kingdom of mystical creatures. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 7:15 A.M. (CC)

• True Lies ‘94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R) (3:00) A&E: Sat. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)

• The Truman Show ‘98. Jim Carrey. An unwitting man’s life is arranged for him, captured on hidden cameras and broadcast internationally. (PG) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Truth About Cats and Dogs ‘96. Uma Thurman. A radio adviser to pet owners sends a glamorous blond proxy on her blind date with an unsuspecting photographer. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Sat. 7:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Tunnel ‘35. Richard Dix. An engineer leads the building of a trans-Atlantic tunnel linking Britain and the United States. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M.

• The Tuxedo ‘02. Jackie Chan. A chauffeur embarks on a covert mission after a tuxedo from a secret agent gives him extraordinary abilities. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• 2001 Maniacs ‘05. Robert Englund. College students face terror when they stay in a Southern town inhabited by bloodthirsty cannibals. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

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