Iflove Entertainment Television Movies Weekend: Old Stories Refresh

Iflove Entertainment Television Movies Weekend: Old Stories Refresh
Entertainment TV Movies: April 27-May 3
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• I Do (But I Don’t) ‘04. Denise Richards. A wedding planner falls for the sexy firefighter she believes is the groom of a difficult client. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)• Ice Age: The Meltdown ‘06. Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)• Ice Princess ‘05. Joan Cusack. A teen risks disappointing her mother by forgoing college plans to become a champion figure skater. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. noon (CC)• I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer ‘06. David Paetkau. A mysterious killer stalks a group of friends who kept an accidental death a secret. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• I’ll Do Anything ‘94. Nick Nolte. An actor tries to find work, date two women and please his bratty 6-year-old daughter. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 11:30 A.M.

• In Good Company ‘04. Dennis Quaid. Demoted from his corporate job, a man learns his new, younger replacement is also dating his daughter. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• The In-Laws ‘03. Michael Douglas. Days before his son’s wedding, a globe-trotting CIA agent entangles his future in-law in a series of adventures. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• In the Line of Fire ‘93. Clint Eastwood. An assassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• An Inconvenient Truth ‘06. Former presidential candidate Al Gore campaigns to raise awareness of the dangers of global warming and calls for immediate action to curb the problem. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 7 A.M., 4:45 P.M., TMC: Sun. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Incredibles ‘04. Voices of Craig T. Nelson. Animated. Now fighting boredom in suburbia, a former superhero and his family get a chance to save the world. (PG) (2:00) DIS: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. noon.

• Independence Day ‘96. Will Smith. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth’s major cities. (PG-13) (2:25) STZ: Sun. 1:10 P.M., 10:40 P.M. (CC)

• Infected (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 P.M.

• The Insider ‘99. Al Pacino. Former tobacco researcher Jeffrey Wigand blows the whistle about the industry to “60 Minutes” anchor Mike Wallace. (R) (2:40) STZ: Fri. 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• Intermezzo: A Love Story ‘39. Leslie Howard. On a tour break, a concert violinist meets and has an affair with his daughter’s piano teacher. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Introducing Dorothy Dandridge ‘99. Halle Berry. The actress becomes the first black woman to receive an Academy Award nomination but dies a tragic early death. (R) (2:30) LIFE: Tue. noon (CC)

• The Invaders ‘95. Scott Bakula. One man must convince a disbelieving populace an alien invasion is imminent in this adaptation of the 1967-68 TV series. (4:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 10:30 A.M.

• Invincible ‘06. Mark Wahlberg. At 30 years old, high-school teacher Vince Papale sees his wildest dreams come true when he becomes a member of the Philadelphia Eagles football team. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 6:30 A.M., 2:15 P.M., 9:45 P.M. (CC)

• Irish Jam ‘06. Eddie Griffin. An American con artist wins a poetry contest staged by residents of a financially strapped Irish town. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Iron Jawed Angels ‘04. Hilary Swank. Activists Alice Paul and Lucy Burns take the women’s suffrage movement by storm. (2:00) HBO: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• It Takes Two ‘95. Kirstie Alley. Coincidence unites look-alike preteens: an orphan with a pretty, single social worker; and an heiress who dislikes her dad’s fiancee. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• It Waits ‘05. Cerina Vincent. Terror strikes a young woman and her boyfriend when archaeology students unwittingly unleash a demon from a cave. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Tue. 11 P.M.

• It Was One of Us ‘07. Jordan Ladd. Former college roommates reveal personal secrets at an emotional reunion. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• It’s Showtime ‘76. Rin Tin Tin. A canine rendition of “Singin’ in the Rain” is one of the highlights of this parade of movie animals. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6 A.M.

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• J’Accuse ‘19. Romuald Joub. Silent. Tragedy strikes when two men who love the same woman serve together in World War I. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M., 3:30 A.M.• Jackass: Number Two ‘06. Johnny Knoxville. Daredevils go for the gross-out when they subject an unsuspecting public to more outrageous stunts and practical jokes. (R) (1:35) SHO: Fri. 3:30 A.M. (CC)• The Jacket ‘05. Adrien Brody. Cared for by a physician, an amnesiac Gulf War veteran has violent flashbacks and visions of the future. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 7:45 A.M. (CC)• Jamaica Inn ‘39. Charles Laughton. A naval officer infiltrates a band of smugglers who have been plundering the Cornish coastline. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 10:30 P.M.

• James and the Giant Peach ‘96. Voices of Paul Terry. Animated. A kindly British orphan escapes his cruel aunts to sail the sea on a giant peach with six friendly bugs. (PG) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 6 A.M., 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Jamon Jamon ‘92. Penelope Cruz. A woman plots to have a man seduce her son’s girlfriend to break up the young couple’s blossoming romance. (NR) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 4 A.M.

• Jaws ‘75. Roy Scheider. A New England police chief, a shark hunter and a scientist have a showdown with a huge white shark. (PG) (2:45) TNT: Sat. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Jazz Singer ‘80. Neil Diamond. Against his traditional father’s wishes, the son of a Jewish cantor becomes a pop singer. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 9:45 A.M.

• Jet Li’s Fearless ‘06. Jet Li. After spending time in a remote village to atone for his past, a martial artist gets caught in a duel to defend China’s honor against his country’s enemies. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Jewel of the Nile ‘85. Michael Douglas. Mercenary Jack rescues writer Joan in the Middle East, six months after “Romancing the Stone.” (PG) (2:15) AMC: Mon. 5:45 P.M., Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Joe Torre: Curveballs Along the Way ‘97. Paul Sorvino. A baseball manager seeks a heart transplant for his brother while trying to win a pennant with the 1996 Yankees. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 12:30 P.M.

• John Carpenter’s Village of the Damned ‘95. Christopher Reeve. A doctor battles children who exert deadly mind control over adults in a small Northern California town. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)

• John Tucker Must Die ‘06. Jesse Metcalfe. Three popular gals from different cliques join forces for revenge after discovering that the school stud is stringing them along. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter’s Cove ‘05. Rhett Giles. A group of friends unwittingly releases a demonic pirate from a treasure chest. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Wed. 3 A.M.

• Judge Dredd ‘95. Sylvester Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in 22nd-century New York and seeks revenge on the lawman who sent him to prison. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 9:50 P.M., TMC: Thu. 11:05 A.M. (CC)

• Judge Dredd ‘95. Sylvester Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in 22nd-century New York and seeks revenge on the lawman who sent him to prison. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Jurassic Park ‘93. Sam Neill. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. (PG-13) (2:45) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

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• K-9: P.I. ‘02. James Belushi. A newly retired detective and his dog chase burglars who have stolen a high-tech computer chip. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)• The Karate Kid ‘84. Ralph Macchio. A New Jersey teen moves to California, meets bullies and learns karate from a handyman, Mr. Miyagi. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)• The Karate Kid, Part Two ‘86. Ralph Macchio. Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe’s challenge to a duel. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 10:30 P.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)• Kettle of Fish ‘06. Matthew Modine. A bachelor musician sublets his apartment to a pretty biologist, but he ignores the sexual sparks between them to chase after a bride. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Khartoum ‘66. Charlton Heston. British Gen. Charles “Chinese” Gordon becomes a martyr in hostilities with the army of the Mahdi in 1885 Sudan. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Kickin’ It Old Skool ‘07. Jamie Kennedy. After slipping into a coma, a breakdancer awakes 20 years later and sets out to revive his dance team’s short-lived career. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Sat. 6 A.M., STZ: Mon. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• A Kid in King Arthur’s Court ‘95. Thomas Ian Nicholas. An earthquake transports a hapless California teen and his knapsack of belongings back to 6th-century England and Camelot. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• Kingpin ‘96. Woody Harrelson. A one-handed salesman, an Amish farm boy and a pretty con artist pull bowling scams to get to a $1 million tournament in Reno. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• King’s Ransom ‘05. Anthony Anderson. An obnoxious businessman arranges his own kidnapping to foil his wife’s impending divorce settlement. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 10 A.M., 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Kinky Kong ‘06. Darian Caine. A filmmaker and his crew travel to an island inhabited by a giant gorilla. (R) (1:20) MAX: Wed. 11:40 P.M. (CC)

• Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep ‘06. Victoria Pratt. A marine archaeologist and sailors search for an artifact protected by a terrifying giant squid. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 5 P.M.

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• The Lake House ‘06. Keanu Reeves. A lonely doctor and a frustrated architect begin exchanging letters, then discover that they are living two years apart. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 3:15 P.M. (CC)• The Land Before Time XII: The Great Day of the Flyers ‘06. Voices of Nick Price. Animated. Littlefoot and friends meet a mysterious creature, while other dinosaurs get ready for a flying exhibition. (G) (2:00) TOON: Wed. 10:30 A.M.• The Land Before Time: The Big Freeze ‘01. Rob Paulsen. Animated. Littlefoot and his friend sing new songs while enduring a bad snowstorm. (G) (2:00) TOON: Mon. 10:30 A.M.• The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration ‘03. Voices of Kiefer Sutherland. Animated. Littlefoot meets his long-lost father while taking a trip with his grandparents. (G) (1:25) DIS: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Land of the Free ‘98. Jeff Speakman. The campaign manager for a Senate candidate must go on the run after he uncovers shocking secrets about his employer. (R) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life ‘03. Angelina Jolie. A globe-trotter must find Pandora’s box before a maniacal scientist can harness its power for world domination. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Big Thing ‘96. Dan Zukovic. Victims plot to get back at a Los Angeles media scammer who does insulting interviews and calls it performance art. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Boy Scout ‘91. Bruce Willis. An ex-Secret Service agent plays private eye with an ex-quarterback on a case of sports gambling and murder. (R) (2:00) A&E: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Last Night ‘98. Don McKellar. An architect, a married woman, a womanizer and others prepare for doomsday, just six hours away. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Sect ‘06. David Carradine. A vampire hunter tracks female bloodsuckers who use an Internet dating site to lure men and women. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 12:40 P.M. (CC)

• The Last Supper ‘95. Cameron Diaz. After accidentally killing an obnoxious dinner guest, graduate students decide to murder other people they deem undesirable. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 3:20 A.M. (CC)

• Lawless Range ‘35. John Wayne. A singing lawman puts a stop to raiding and rustling after discovering the mastermind behind it. (NR) (1:00) AMC: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Laws of Attraction ‘04. Pierce Brosnan. Two successful attorneys fall in love despite battling each other in high-profile divorce cases. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 6:10 A.M.

• Lean on Me ‘89. Morgan Freeman. Principal Joe Clark goes to bat against drugs, crime and bad grades in his Paterson, N.J., high school. (PG-13) (2:30) A&E: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Lethal Weapon ‘87. Mel Gibson. A detective with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner with a death wish. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Liberty Kid ‘07. Al Thompson. After the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, two young men lose their jobs at the Statue of Liberty. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 6 A.M.

• License to Wed ‘07. Robin Williams. A newly engaged couple find out if they are truly compatible when a clergyman puts them through a rigorous marriage-prep class. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• Life Is Ruff ‘05. Kyle Massey. A teenage slacker adopts a stray as part of a plan to win a large cash prize at an upcoming dog show. (1:35) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Like Mother, Like Daughter ‘07. Michelle Stafford. A woman investigates the disappearance of her daughter, unaware of possible danger lurking nearby. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Little Lord Fauntleroy ‘36. Freddie Bartholomew. An 1880s Brooklyn boy is summoned to England by his grandfather and raised as a lord. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M.

• Little Man ‘06. Shawn Wayans. A very small fugitive from the law poses as a toddler to gain access to the stolen gem he stashed in a woman’s purse. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 12:50 P.M., 9 P.M., Tue. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Little Mister Jim ‘46. Jackie “Butch” Jenkins. Following his mother’s death, an Army officer’s son tries to console his father who has turned to alcohol for comfort. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 9:30 A.M.

• London ‘05. Chris Evans. A man engages in a drug-fueled conversation with a man he barely knows, as he tries to find the courage to dissuade his ex-lover from leaving town. (R) (1:35) STZ: Sun. 4:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Lonely Guy ‘84. Steve Martin. A lonely New York bachelor learns that he, his buddy and others like them are a distinct social type. (R) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 10:50 A.M. (CC)

• Look Who’s Talking ‘89. John Travolta. An unwed accountant gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Thu. 6 P.M., midnight, Fri. 12:30 P.M.

• Lorenzo’s Oil ‘92. Nick Nolte. Intellectual parents seek and find a way to save their son from a rare nerve disease called ALD. (PG-13) (2:25) STZ: Thu. 7:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Lost City ‘05. Andy Garcia. Castro’s Communist Revolution sweeps through Cuba, catching an apolitical Havana club owner in the middle and dividing his family. (R) (2:30) SHO: Fri. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Lost in the Bermuda Triangle ‘99. Tom Verica. A man seeking another world finds his wife, lost at sea during a storm, living on a mystical island. (PG) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 P.M.

• Love Notes ‘07. Laura Leighton. A pregnant woman wants to give her baby to her infertile best friend. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Love Stinks ‘99. French Stewart. A sitcom writer falls for a woman at a friend’s wedding, but when he wants to break it off, she becomes obsessed with him. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• Loverboy ‘05. Kyra Sedgwick. A quirky, overly possessive single woman is unsure how to cope with her young son’s sudden independent streak. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Lucky Number Slevin ‘06. Josh Hartnett. A conflict between black and Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case of mistaken identity land a man in the middle of a revenge plot of a crime boss. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 9 P.M., TMC: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Lucky 7 ‘03. Kimberly Williams-Paisley. According to her mother, a lawyer’s seventh boyfriend will be the man of her dreams. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Lucky You ‘07. Eric Bana. A poker player tries balancing a love affair with his aim for a slot in the world championship game. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Tue. 12:45 P.M., 12:05 A.M. (CC)

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• Mad About Mambo ‘00. William Ash. A soccer player takes mambo lessons and falls for his partner, but she already has a boyfriend. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 12:30 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)• Mad Love ‘95. Chris O’Donnell. Fiery passion consumes a responsible high-school senior and a free-spirited classmate. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 10:15 A.M., 5 A.M. (CC)• Made ‘01. Jon Favreau. An amateur boxer and a loose cannon journey from Los Angeles to Manhattan to perform a job for a mobster. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 6:45 P.M. (CC)• Madea’s Family Reunion ‘06. Tyler Perry. A Southern matriarch deals with a host of personal and family issues while planning her clan’s upcoming reunion. (PG-13) (1:50) SHO: Sun. 6:30 A.M., 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Majestic ‘01. Jim Carrey. Residents of a 1950s coastal community mistake an amnesiac screenwriter for a soldier who never returned from the war. (PG) (3:00) USA: Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Major Payne ‘95. Damon Wayans. A Marine with little understanding of civilians commands a group of young ROTC cadets and falls for a school doctor. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 8 P.M., 3:40 A.M., Fri. 3:35 P.M. (CC)

• Making Mr. Right ‘08. Dean Cain. A magazine editor bets that she can transform a scruffy man into a handsome, mannerly bachelor. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Malibu’s Most Wanted ‘03. Jamie Kennedy. A rapper’s hip-hop lifestyle jeopardizes his father’s campaign to become governor of California. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Man About Town ‘06. Ben Affleck. A Hollywood agent struggles with his career and his wife, and encounters a woman seeking revenge against his workplace. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• A Man for All Seasons ‘66. Paul Scofield. Sir Thomas More opposes Henry VIII’s appointing himself head of the Church of England. (G) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 3:15 P.M.

• Man of the Year ‘06. Robin Williams. Tom Dobbs, the satirical host of a political talk show, runs for U.S. president and unexpectedly wins. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Man on Fire ‘04. Denzel Washington. Hired as a bodyguard for a young girl, a retired CIA agent takes revenge on her kidnappers in Mexico City. (R) (3:30) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 4 P.M.

• Man on Fire ‘57. Bing Crosby. For the sake of his son, a devoted father learns to overcome the bitterness he feels towards his ex-wife. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 4:30 P.M.

• The Marine ‘06. John Cena. A discharged soldier returns home from Iraq and finds that his wife has been kidnapped by the gang of a murderous thug. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 9:30 A.M., 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• Marnie ‘64. Tippi Hedren. A man struggles to break the thieving habits of his kleptomaniac wife and restore harmony to their marriage. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 2 P.M.

• The Mask of Zorro ‘98. Antonio Banderas. The fabled avenger trains an uncouth protege to drive a Spanish tyrant out of California once and for all. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sat. 10 P.M.

• The Matador ‘05. Pierce Brosnan. An upstanding but down-on-his-luck businessman meets a veteran assassin whose job performance is starting to slide. (R) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 2:35 A.M. (CC)

• Material Girls ‘06. Hilary Duff. Two sibling cosmetics heiresses must grow up quickly when a company scandal leaves them penniless. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 7:15 P.M.

• The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human ‘99. Mackenzie Astin. Two young adults meet at a Los Angeles nightclub and begin dating, but their relationship is strained after she becomes pregnant. Narrated by David Hyde Pierce. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 5 A.M. (CC)

• The Mating of Millie ‘48. Glenn Ford. A businesswoman asks a bachelor to help her find a husband so she can adopt an orphan. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 9 A.M.

• The Matrix Reloaded ‘03. Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters use extraordinary skills and weaponry to revolt against machines. (R) (2:20) MAX: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Meatballs ‘79. Bill Murray. A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Meet the Robinsons ‘07. Voices of Angela Bassett. Animated. A mysterious time-traveler named Wilbur Robinson takes a boy genius on a trip to the future to spend a day with Wilbur’s eccentric family. (G) (1:35) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Member of the Wedding ‘52. Ethel Waters. The family cook helps a 12-year-old tomboy and her younger playmate grow up in small-town Georgia. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 11:15 A.M.

• The Messengers ‘07. Kristen Stewart. A teen and her younger brother desperately try to warn their disbelieving family about ominous apparitions that only the children see. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Sat. 7:50 A.M., 7:20 P.M., STZ: Wed. midnight, Thu. 1:40 P.M. (CC)

• Miami Vice ‘06. Colin Farrell. A case involving drug lords and murder in South Florida turns personal for detectives Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs. (R) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 5:50 P.M. (CC)

• Milk Money ‘94. Melanie Griffith. A suburban widower winds up with a kindhearted hooker in his home after his young son’s excursion in the city. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• Miss Congeniality ‘00. Sandra Bullock. An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 10 A.M., 8 P.M., Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Mission: Impossible 2 ‘00. Tom Cruise. IMF agent Ethan Hunt and his team try to stop a former agent from unleashing a deadly, engineered virus. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Mission: Impossible III ‘06. Tom Cruise. Now a trainer for IMF recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and information broker. (PG-13) (2:15) TMC: Wed. 11 A.M., 8 P.M., 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• Mission to Mars ‘00. Gary Sinise. In 2020 after the crew of a spaceflight to Mars disappears, a second team goes to investigate and makes an incredible discovery. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 7:05 P.M. (CC)

• Money Train ‘95. Wesley Snipes. A New York transit officer fights subway crime with his foster brother and dreams of robbing the train carrying system revenue. (R) (1:50) MAX: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Monster House ‘06. Steve Buscemi. Animated. No adults believe three youths’ assertion that a neighboring residence is a living creature that means them harm. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 4:15 A.M., Wed. 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• Monster-in-Law ‘05. Jennifer Lopez. A woman fights back when her fiance’s shrewish mother tries to destroy their relationship. (PG-13) (1:50) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 9:50 P.M. (CC)

• Most Wanted ‘97. Keenen Ivory Wayans. Convicted of murder, a condemned Marine is rescued and recruited by the commander of a secret squad. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 11:30 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M.

• Motives 2: Retribution ‘07. Brian J. White. A man cuts through lies and deceit to investigate the murder of his imprisoned brother. (R) (2:30) BET: Fri. 7:30 P.M.

• Moulin Rouge ‘52. Jose Ferrer. Stunted painter Toulouse-Lautrec frequents cancan clubs and brothels of 19th-century Paris. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 4:15 P.M.

• The Movie Hero ‘03. Jeremy Sisto. A deluded Hollywood citizen is convinced that an unseen camera is broadcasting his life over the airwaves. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Mr. & Mrs. Smith ‘05. Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Tue. 7:30 P.M., Wed. 5:30 P.M.

• Mrs. Doubtfire ‘93. Robin Williams. Estranged from his wife, an out-of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 9 A.M., 4:30 P.M., MAX: Thu. 7:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Mummy ‘99. Brendan Fraser. A young man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 3:50 P.M., 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Murder at 1600 ‘97. Wesley Snipes. A homicide detective and a Secret Service agent investigate a secretary’s murder in the White House. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Murder by Numbers ‘02. Sandra Bullock. Two young men engage in a battle of wits with a homicide detective who is investigating grisly strangulations. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Music and Lyrics ‘07. Hugh Grant. A washed-up ’80s superstar must make beautiful music with a lyrically gifted plant caretaker when a pop diva asks him to write a song for her. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Music From Another Room ‘98. Jude Law. A young man feels fated to marry a woman who is indifferent to him and betrothed to another. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 2:15 P.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• My Best Friend’s Wedding ‘97. Julia Roberts. A writer tries to stop her former lover from marrying another woman, a guileless heiress. (PG-13) (2:10) TBS: Thu. 9 P.M., 12:10 A.M. (CC)

• My Super Ex-Girlfriend ‘06. Uma Thurman. A young man discovers that the manipulative woman he is dating is a superheroine, and after he breaks up with her, she uses her powers to turn his life into a nightmare. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mystery, Alaska ‘99. Russell Crowe. The National Hockey League sends the New York Rangers to play a legendary local team in an isolated Alaskan town. (R) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Mystery Men ‘99. Hank Azaria. Aspiring superheroes band together to defeat a villain when real superhero Captain Amazing disappears. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 1:40 A.M., STZ: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

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• The Naked Spur ‘53. James Stewart. A bounty hunter has competition for an outlaw’s daughter and a cornered killer. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)• Naked Surrender ‘06. Beautiful women entertain their lovers. (NR) (1:35) MAX: Sat. 12:05 A.M. (CC)• Nancy Drew ‘02. Maggie Lawson. The famous teenage sleuth enters her freshman year at college and investigates an on-campus mystery. (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)• Nanking ‘07. Following the Japanese invasion of China, a group of unarmed Westerners establishes a safety zone and provides aid and shelter to thousands of Chinese refugees. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 7 P.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon’s Animal House ‘78. John Belushi. Bluto, Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College. (R) (2:30) USA: Fri. midnight, Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Navy SEALS ‘90. Charlie Sheen. Sea/air/land commandos and a TV newswoman rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 11 P.M., 4 A.M. (CC)

• Nearing Grace ‘05. Gregory Smith. A teenager in 1978 New Jersey falls for a seductive classmate, unaware that a gal pal is in love with him. (R) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 12:45 P.M., 3:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Negotiator ‘98. Samuel L. Jackson. A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another precinct. (R) (2:20) MAX: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Neighbors ‘81. John Belushi. Obnoxious swingers Vic and Ramona move in next door to suburban squares Earl and Enid. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 1:30 P.M.

• The Net ‘95. Sandra Bullock. Software allowing Internet access to classified government files makes a computer nerd the target of a British hacker’s criminal organization. (PG-13) (2:20) TBS: Fri. 3:50 A.M., Sat. 10:10 A.M. (CC)

• The New World ‘05. Colin Farrell. Explorer John Smith and his companions encounter Pocahontas and Powhatan’s tribe in 17th-century North America. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Next ‘07. Nicolas Cage. A government agent must capture a clairvoyant and convince him to help her stop terrorists from detonating a nuclear weapon in Los Angeles. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 7:20 P.M., 3 A.M., Mon. 11:10 A.M. (CC)

• Night at the Museum ‘06. Ben Stiller. A night watchman at a museum of natural history discovers that exhibits come alive after the building closes. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• A Night at the Roxbury ‘98. Will Ferrell. Desperate to meet women and open their own dance club, brainless brothers Steve and Doug Butabi cruise Beverly Hills. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 9:15 A.M., 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• Night Riders ‘39. John Wayne. A cowhand unmasks a gambler who is posing as the descendant of a well-known Spanish don. (NR) (1:15) AMC: Fri. 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• A Nightmare on Elm Street ‘84. John Saxon. Freddy Krueger, a badly burned boogeyman with razors on his glove, haunts and kills teens in their dreams. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 2:50 A.M. (CC)

• Norbit ‘07. Eddie Murphy. Though married to a terrible shrew, a man tries to figure out a way to be with his childhood sweetheart, who has just moved back into town. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 8:15 A.M., 10:05 P.M. (CC)

• North to Alaska ‘60. John Wayne. A prospector brings a French girl back from Seattle to his partner in gold-rush Alaska. (NR) (2:45) AMC: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Nowhere to Run ‘93. Jean-Claude Van Damme. An escaped-convict martial artist protects a farm widow and her children from a developer’s henchmen. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Number One Girl ‘05. Tony Schiena. Carnage ensues when a gangster asks a martial artist to judge a beauty pageant. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 1:45 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Number 23 ‘07. Jim Carrey. A man becomes obsessed with a book that appears to be based on his life and ends with the murder of the main character. (R) (1:40) HBO: Sun. 11 P.M., Wed. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

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• Ocean’s Eleven ‘01. George Clooney. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (PG-13) (2:40) TBS: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 12:15 P.M. (CC)• The Octagon ‘80. Chuck Norris. A rich woman needs a retired martial-arts champion to protect her from ninja assassins. (R) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 10:30 P.M., Fri. 3:15 P.M.• October Sky ‘99. Jake Gyllenhaal. Not wanting to be a miner, a young West Virginian builds rockets with his friends and later becomes a NASA scientist. (PG) (2:00) USA: Sun. 10 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)• Octopus II ‘02. Michael Reilly Burke. After a giant octopus kills his partner, a scuba diver searches for the monster, as it terrorizes New York. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 1 P.M.

• Odysseus: Voyage to the Underworld ‘08. Arnold Vosloo. The king of Ithaca leads his warriors against deadly creatures. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Off the Black ‘06. Nick Nolte. A paternal bond slowly forms between a dying umpire and the young ballplayer he caught vandalizing his house. (R) (1:40) SHO: Fri. 10:35 A.M. (CC)

• An Officer and a Gentleman ‘82. Richard Gere. A hardened loner shapes up for a military drill instructor and a factory girl from town. (R) (2:30) LIFE: Thu. noon (CC)

• The Omen ‘76. Gregory Peck. A U.S. diplomat and his wife adopt the infant Damien in Rome, then find out he’s the Antichrist. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 3 A.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• On Deadly Ground ‘94. Steven Seagal. An oil-company trouble-shooter must blow up his employer’s unsafe refinery to protect Inuit land in the far North. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)

• One Last Thing … ‘05. Cynthia Nixon. A terminally ill 16-year-old spends time with a beautiful but obnoxious supermodel. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 8:15 A.M., 4 P.M. (CC)

• One Tough Cop ‘98. Stephen Baldwin. Two tough New York policemen seek a nun’s brutal rapist while contending with FBI agents, blackmail and gangsters. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 6:30 P.M., TMC: Mon. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Open Season ‘06. Voices of Martin Lawrence. Animated. Stranded in the wilderness, a mule deer and a domesticated bear try to make their way back to the safety of a town preserve before a hunter catches them. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Osmosis Jones ‘01. Bill Murray. Live action/animated. A white-blood cell teams with a cold tablet to battle evil viruses in a zoo worker’s body. (PG) (1:35) HBO: Tue. 6:55 A.M. (CC)

• Out for a Kill ‘03. Steven Seagal. An archaeologist battles Chinese gangsters after uncovering a scheme to smuggle drugs. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M.

• Out of Time ‘03. Denzel Washington. Considered a suspect in a deadly arson, a police chief must cover his tracks while trying to prove his innocence. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Outsiders ‘83. Matt Dillon. Teenage gang life is seen through the eyes of a sensitive youth. Based on S.E. Hinton’s best-selling novel. (PG) (2:00) A&E: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Overnight Delivery ‘96. Reese Witherspoon. A college student must prevent an impending disaster when he erroneously sends a poison-pen letter to his girlfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 5 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Ox-Bow Incident ‘43. Henry Fonda. Walter Van Tilburg Clark’s novel inspires an account of a lynch mob that seeks revenge for a rancher’s murder. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Wed. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

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• The Painted Veil ‘06. Naomi Watts. Caught in an affair with another man, a scientist’s callow wife accompanies her husband to mainland China to fight a cholera epidemic. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Wed. 1 P.M. (CC)• Pan’s Labyrinth ‘06. Sergi Lopez. In 1944 Spain a lonely girl encounters a faun in an ancient maze and must complete three dangerous tasks to achieve immortality. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)• The Paper ‘94. Michael Keaton. Two New York tabloid editors come to blows over a front-page story that may be true for only a day. (R) (1:55) HBO: Fri. 5:05 A.M. (CC)• Paper Soldiers ‘02. Kevin Hart. A rookie thief receives on-the-job training from a crew of bungling burglars. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Park ‘06. William Baldwin. The lives of a suicidal woman, pet groomers, an attorney, nudists and others intersect one afternoon in Los Angeles. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Paths of Glory ‘57. Kirk Douglas. A World War I French colonel defends three soldiers picked to be shot for a general’s blunder. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. noon (CC)

• Peaceful Warrior ‘06. Nick Nolte. A mysterious stranger opens a gifted young athlete’s eyes to a new vision as he prepares for a shot at Olympic gold. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Peacekeeper ‘97. Dolph Lundgren. Military specialists try to thwart a terrorist planning to launch stolen missiles at Washington, D.C. (R) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 12:25 A.M. (CC)

• Pennies From Heaven ‘36. Bing Crosby. Promising to fulfill an executed murderer’s last wish, an ex-con looks after a 10-year-old waif and her grandfather. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 7:15 A.M.

• The Perfect Score ‘04. Erika Christensen. High-school students conspire to steal the answers to their upcoming SATs. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Phat Girlz ‘06. Mo’Nique. Two large women — one a tart-tongued gal who wants to be a fashion designer — struggle to find love and acceptance in a culture where thin is in. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Pink Panther ‘06. Steve Martin. A bumbling French inspector investigates the murder of a famous soccer coach and the theft of his priceless pink diamond. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 8 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Pixar Story ‘07. The history of Pixar Animation Studios. (G) (1:28) STZ: Wed. 11:20 A.M. (CC)

• Play It to the Bone ‘99. Antonio Banderas. Two best friends and former boxing rivals must get to Las Vegas but are sidetracked by a beautiful hitchhiker and a woman with a temper. (R) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 10 A.M., 1:35 A.M. (CC)

• Playas Ball ‘03. Allen Payne. A basketball star must fight to clear his name after he becomes caught up in a sex scandal. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Pledge ‘01. Jack Nicholson. A detective about to retire promises a woman that he will catch her daughter’s murderer. (R) (2:05) HBO: Sun. 3:40 A.M. (CC)

• Plunder of the Sun ‘53. Glenn Ford. An insurance investigator and petty criminals search for buried treasure in Mexico. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 11 A.M.

• Pocketful of Miracles ‘61. Glenn Ford. Runyonesque Dave the Dude turns Apple Annie into a Manhattan dowager in director Frank Capra’s remake of his 1933 “Lady for a Day.” (NR) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 12:30 P.M.

• Poetic Justice ‘93. Janet Jackson. A beauty-salon worker goes from South Central Los Angeles to Oakland in a mail truck with a guy she cannot stand. (R) (1:55) HBO: Thu. 4:05 A.M. (CC)

• Police Academy ‘84. Steve Guttenberg. The new mayor’s policy puts badges on misfits: one has a police record; another does vocal sound effects. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol ‘87. Steve Guttenberg. Citizens join misfit officers in a crime-watch program headed for disaster. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 5:10 A.M. (CC)

• Pony Soldier ‘52. Tyrone Power. A Royal Canadian Mountie risks his life to prevent a tribe of rebellious Crees from going on the warpath. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Sat. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Population 436 ‘06. Jeremy Sisto. A census taker travels to a small town where the population has remained the same for the past 100 years. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 4:50 P.M. (CC)

• Poseidon ‘06. Josh Lucas. Survivors aboard a capsized ocean liner band together in a fight for their lives, seeking safety by way of an upside-down maze. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Poseidon Adventure ‘72. Gene Hackman. A clergyman leads survivors of a capsized luxury liner through the ship’s innards to its highest point. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Powder ‘95. Mary Steenburgen. The head of a Texas school for troubled boys takes interest in a pale-skinned teen with highly evolved mental abilities. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 7:20 A.M., SHO: Fri. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• Powder ‘95. Mary Steenburgen. The head of a Texas school for troubled boys takes interest in a pale-skinned teen with highly evolved mental abilities. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

• Practical Magic ‘98. Sandra Bullock. Raised by their aunts, two sisters use different means to avoid a family legacy of witchcraft. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Preaching to the Choir ‘05. Billoah Greene. Two brothers from Harlem take divergent paths upon reaching adulthood; One becomes a minister, and the other, a rap artist. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Predator 2 ‘90. Danny Glover. Local and federal police hunt a sneaky alien creature, now skinning drug dealers in 1997 Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 11 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Prestige ‘06. Hugh Jackman. After an illusion goes tragically wrong, two 19th-century magicians engage in a bitter and potentially deadly rivalry. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Tue. 12:30 P.M., 8 P.M., 5:50 A.M. (CC)

• Princess ‘08. Nora Zehetner. A young man falls in love with a mysterious princess who heals mythical creatures. (2:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Problem Child ‘90. John Ritter. An eager yuppie and his wife adopt a little boy, Junior, who’s totally out of control. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Pulp Fiction ‘94. John Travolta. Two hit men, a boxer, a crime boss and others meet their fates over the course of two days. (R) (2:40) STZ: Thu. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Punisher ‘04. Thomas Jane. An FBI agent becomes a gun-toting vigilante after a crooked businessman orders hit men to murder his family. (R) (3:30) FX: Sun. 2:30 P.M.

• The Puppet Masters ‘94. Donald Sutherland. Scientists, a government agent and his son discover alien pods are taking over people in Iowa. (R) (2:30) SCI-FI: Sun. 6:30 P.M.

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• Quo Vadis ‘51. Robert Taylor. Emperor Nero burns Rome and puts a Roman commander’s Christian bride in the arena with a bull. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
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• Rain Man ‘88. Dustin Hoffman. A wheeler-dealer meets his brother, an institutionalized autistic-savant, heir to $3 million. (R) (2:15) ENC: Fri. 9:15 A.M. (CC)• Raising Cain ‘92. John Lithgow. A scientist with multiple personalities sets out to complete his late father’s experiments in child development. (R) (1:40) HBO: Tue. 5:20 A.M. (CC)• Ratatouille ‘07. Voices of Patton Oswalt. Animated. A Parisian rat who enjoys fine food lives beneath a famous restaurant and longs to become a great chef. (G) (1:55) STZ: Thu. 11:45 A.M., 7:05 P.M., Fri. 9:50 A.M. (CC)• Ready to Rumble ‘00. David Arquette. Two die-hard fans vow to help wrestler Jimmy the King make a comeback after a loss destroys what was left of his career. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Mon. 10:40 A.M. (CC)

• Reality Bites ‘94. Winona Ryder. An aspiring filmmaker follows the paths of her friends after they graduate from college in Texas. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 7:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Reaping ‘07. Hilary Swank. A former Christian missionary who now debunks religious phenomena encounters biblical plagues in a small town. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 10:35 A.M., 8:15 P.M., Mon. 9 A.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 12:30 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Rebecca ‘40. Laurence Olivier. A British gentleman’s innocent bride grapples with intrusive reminders of his deceased wife. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Red Water ‘03. Lou Diamond Phillips. A shark terrorizes a divorced couple and three boat hijackers on a Louisiana river. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Reign Over Me ‘07. Adam Sandler. A man still grieving the loss of his family on Sept. 11 reunites with his college roommate, who tries to help him heal. (R) (2:10) STZ: Sun. 7:10 A.M., 5:10 P.M., Tue. 6:20 A.M., 2:40 P.M., 11:10 P.M., Fri. 11:45 A.M., 9 P.M., 5:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Return ‘06. Sarah Michelle Gellar. A young woman tries to solve the mystery behind her increasingly terrifying visions of a stranger’s brutal murder. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 10 A.M., 5 P.M. (CC)

• Return to Paradise ‘98. Vince Vaughn. A lawyer helps two New Yorkers decide whether to save a friend’s life by serving jail time in Malaysia. (R) (1:55) TMC: Fri. 10 A.M., 11:40 P.M. (CC)

• The River ‘84. Mel Gibson. Tennessee family corn farmers sandbag a flooding levee despite a dam builder who wants it to break. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 4:50 A.M. (CC)

• Road to Bali ‘52. Bing Crosby. Two vaudevillians take jobs as deep-sea divers and help an island beauty protect her treasure from their greedy boss. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 11 A.M.

• The Road to Galveston ‘96. Cicely Tyson. A Texas widow takes in Alzheimer’s patients to make ends meet, then brings them on a road trip to the sea. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Road to Hong Kong ‘62. Bing Crosby. Con men from vaudeville hook up with a spy woman and replace two apes in a madman’s moonshot. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 6:15 P.M.

• Road Trip ‘00. Seann William Scott. Friends embark on a lengthy car trip to intercept an illicit videotape mistakenly mailed to one’s girlfriend. (R) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Robin Cook’s Invasion ‘97. Luke Perry. An alien virus alters a man’s personality and appearance, and threatens to destroy the world. (4:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 2:30 P.M.

• RoboCop ‘87. Peter Weller. Scientists use the mangled remains of a dead police officer to create the ultimate crime-fighter — an indestructible cyborg. (R) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 4:15 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Rock ‘96. Sean Connery. A one-time escaped convict leads Navy SEALs onto Alcatraz to thwart a renegade colonel’s rebels who threaten the area with warheads. (R) (2:25) STZ: Wed. 1:35 A.M., Thu. 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• Rocky Balboa ‘06. Sylvester Stallone. Retired Rocky’s plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world’s reigning heavyweight. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Roman ‘06. Nectar Rose. Obsession takes a darker turn when a lonely recluse meets the woman of his dreams. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 4:25 A.M. (CC)

• Rory O’Shea Was Here ‘04. James McAvoy. Two friends with disabilities move into their own apartment and vie for the affections of their paid helper. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 3:20 A.M. (CC)

• La Roue ‘23. Severin-Mars. Silent. A railroad engineer adopts an orphaned girl, then his son falls in love with her. (NR) (4:30) TCM: Sun. 11 P.M.

• Rounders ‘98. Matt Damon. The release of his debt-ridden pal from jail spurs a law student to resume high-stakes gambling. (R) (2:10) ENC: Fri. 11:30 A.M., STZ: Tue. 4:50 P.M. (CC)

• Rover Dangerfield ‘91. Voices of Rodney Dangerfield. Animated. A carefree canine gets a taste of the rough life after his owner’s boyfriend throws him out of the house. (G) (1:15) MAX: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• The Rugrats Movie ‘98. E.G. Daily. Animated. Tommy and his plucky pals go on a forest adventure in his father’s latest invention, the Reptar Wagon. (G) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• Running With Scissors ‘06. Annette Bening. A man looks back on his unusual childhood, his mentally ill mother and her unorthodox therapist. (R) (2:10) STZ: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)

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• Safe Harbour ‘07. Melissa Gilbert. A recently widowed woman begins a tentative romance with a troubled artist. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Sat. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.• The Saint in New York ‘38. Louis Hayward. British sleuth Simon Templar and a gunmoll topple a gangster and his gang. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 10 A.M.• The Saint Strikes Back ‘39. George Sanders. British sleuth Simon Templar helps a wayward San Franciscan clear her framed father’s name. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sat. 11:15 A.M.• Sand and Sorrow ‘07. Filmmaker Paul Freedman documents the events leading to genocide in Darfur. (NR) (1:40) HBO: Tue. 9:35 A.M. (CC)

• Santa Fe Stampede ‘38. John Wayne. The Three Mesquiteers catch killer claim jumpers and a bad judge. (NR) (1:15) AMC: Wed. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Saving Silverman ‘01. Jason Biggs. Two dimwits concoct a scheme to prevent their friend from marrying a coldhearted and conniving woman. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Scapegoat ‘59. Alec Guinness. An Englishman doubles for a decadent French count who has an Italian mistress and a mother on morphine. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie ‘00. Shawn Wayans. Keenen Ivory Wayans directed this sendup of slasher films in which a vengeful killer stalks a group of nubile teens. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie 3 ‘03. Anna Faris. An anchorwoman investigates rumors about UFOs and a videotape that leads to deaths. (PG-13) (1:30) TBS: Fri. 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie 4 ‘06. Anna Faris. Dim-witted Cindy Campbell and her sex-crazed friend, Brenda, team up with cute-but-clueless Tom Ryan to save the world from a hostile alien invasion. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Fri. 11:15 P.M., Sat. 5:35 P.M. (CC)

• School for Scoundrels ‘06. Billy Bob Thornton. A downtrodden meter-reader enrolls in a confidence-building class in the hope of winning the gal of his dreams, then he discovers that his professor loves the same woman. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 7:15 P.M., 5:05 A.M.

• Scream Blacula Scream ‘73. William Marshall. His bones stirred by Deep South voodoo, Blacula the vampire is cursed to kill again. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 3:45 A.M.

• Sea of Love ‘89. Al Pacino. Two New York detectives bait a lonely hearts killer; one of them falls for a suspect. (R) (1:55) HBO: Wed. 2:25 A.M. (CC)

• Seduced by Madness: The Diane Borchardt Story ‘96. Ann-Margret. Obsessed with revenge and a $100,000 insurance policy, a Wisconsin teacher hires three teens to kill her estranged husband. (R) (4:00) LIFE: Mon. noon (CC)

• See No Evil ‘06. Kane. A reclusive maniac terrorizes a group of young petty criminals who have arrived to clean up a rotting hotel as part of their community service. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 1:30 A.M., Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

• See No Evil, Hear No Evil ‘89. Richard Pryor. Killers and the police chase a blind man and a deaf man whose New York newsstand is the scene of a murder. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Selena ‘97. Jennifer Lopez. A beautiful Mexican-American singer’s skyrocketing international career ends abruptly. (PG) (3:05) TBS: Sun. 9:55 A.M. (CC)

• Serenity ‘05. Nathan Fillion. Crew members aboard a transport vessel get caught in a deadly conflict in the wake of a galactic war. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Sgt. Bilko ‘96. Steve Martin. A major seeks revenge on con artist Master Sgt. Ernest G. Bilko for nearly ruining his career. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• The Seventh Cross ‘44. Spencer Tracy. Seven escapees from a concentration camp meet with different fates as they attempt to flee Nazi Germany. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Shadow ‘94. Alec Baldwin. Dashing Lamont Cranston’s alter ego battles a villain named Shiwan Khan in 1930s Manhattan. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Shadowboxer ‘05. Helen Mirren. A professional assassin and her stepson-lover shelter a pregnant woman they were hired to kill. (R) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Shaggy Dog ‘06. Tim Allen. A workaholic prosecutor becomes infected with an experimental serum that turns him into a canine at unexpected times. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 8:10 A.M., 3 P.M. (CC)

• Shanghai Noon ‘00. Jackie Chan. A Chinese Imperial Guardsman teams up with a robber to rescue a princess, taken to the Old West by the guard’s former captain. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Sun. 1:05 A.M. (CC)

• Shark Attack 3: Megalodon ‘02. John Barrowman. Sailors go to sea to hunt for a prehistoric shark previously thought to be extinct. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 A.M.

• Shattered ‘91. Tom Berenger. A West Coast developer has amnesia after a car accident and begins to suspect his wife of treachery. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 3:30 P.M., 4 A.M. (CC)

• She Gets What She Wants ‘02. Piper Perabo. A foreign-exchange student from France tries to undermine a cheerleader at a Texas high school. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• She’s All That ‘99. Freddie Prinze Jr. A cool teen bets a friend that he can transform the school’s geekiest girl into a prom queen. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 10 A.M., Sat. 11 A.M.

• Shining Through ‘92. Michael Douglas. During World War II, a New York secretary convinces her lover to allow her to spy for the Allies behind enemy lines. (R) (2:15) ENC: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Shootist ‘76. John Wayne. People pester an old, dying gunfighter rooming with a widow in 1901 Nevada. (PG) (2:15) AMC: Sun. 8:45 A.M., Wed. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Shootist ‘76. John Wayne. People pester an old, dying gunfighter rooming with a widow in 1901 Nevada. (PG) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 11:15 A.M.

• Silent Hill ‘06. Radha Mitchell. A woman searches for her missing daughter in a town that has been enveloped in a living darkness, against which the remaining humans fight a losing battle for survival. (R) (2:10) ENC: Mon. 12:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Silent Partner ‘78. Elliott Gould. A bank teller skims $50,000 for himself during a robbery, and a Santa Claus crook wants it back. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Simon Sez ‘99. Dennis Rodman. A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Six Ways to Sunday ‘99. Norman Reedus. A teen with an overprotective mother finds his niche as an enforcer for the Jewish mob. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• 16 Blocks ‘06. Bruce Willis. A boozy, world-weary NYPD cop must outwit rogue officers planning to kill a witness who is set to testify against them. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 9:30 A.M., Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Sixteen Candles ‘84. Molly Ringwald. A girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy and feels nobody cares about her birthday. (PG) (2:00) WE: Thu. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.

• The Sixth Sense ‘99. Bruce Willis. A child psychologist tries to help a boy traumatized by visitations from troubled spirits. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 2:40 P.M., 10:45 P.M. (CC)

• Sleeping With the Enemy ‘91. Julia Roberts. The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (R) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Sliding Doors ‘98. Gwyneth Paltrow. After a series of misfortunes, a woman with an unfaithful boyfriend experiences an alternate reality. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Smokey and the Bandit ‘77. Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a runaway bride and 400 cases of beer. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 10:50 A.M. (CC)

• Smokin’ Aces ‘07. Ben Affleck. Two FBI agents must protect an entertainer from a motley crew of assassins after the guy agrees to testify against the Las Vegas mob. (R) (1:55) HBO: Sat. 2:35 A.M. (CC)

• Snake Eyes ‘98. Nicolas Cage. A corrupt detective and his Navy friend probe a U.S. official’s assassination at an Atlantic City boxing match. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Snakes on a Plane ‘06. Samuel L. Jackson. An FBI agent must contend with a swarm of deadly serpents that have been released aboard an airliner to kill the witness he is escorting to trial. (R) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Sniper ‘93. Tom Berenger. A lone Marine sharpshooter goes on a Panama mission with a Washington bureaucrat accustomed to paper targets. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• So Young, So Bad ‘50. Paul Henreid. A doctor attempts to enact some desperately needed social reforms inside a girls correctional school. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 6:15 P.M.

• Soapdish ‘91. Sally Field. The star of a soap opera is rattled by her ex-lover’s return to the daytime drama “The Sun Also Sets.” (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Sons of Katie Elder ‘65. John Wayne. Shocking revelations await four brothers returning home to Texas for their mother’s funeral. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 12:15 P.M.

• Sophie’s Choice ‘82. Meryl Streep. A Southern writer lives in Brooklyn with an Auschwitz survivor and her mad lover. (R) (2:30) SHO: Fri. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Spaceballs ‘87. Mel Brooks. President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 5 P.M., Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Spawn ‘97. John Leguizamo. A clown from hell allows a badly scarred man to return to Earth on a mission to conquer the world. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 6 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M.

• Species ‘95. Ben Kingsley. A scientist leads the hunt for a genetically engineered creature who morphs into a human blonde and tries to reproduce in Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 10:45 P.M., 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Speed 2: Cruise Control ‘97. Sandra Bullock. A vacationing couple save the day when a madman commandeers their cruise ship. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• Spider-Man 2 ‘04. Tobey Maguire. Tormented Peter Parker battles a sinister scientist who uses mechanical tentacles for destructive purposes. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 5 P.M.

• Sprung ‘97. Tisha Campbell. A couple’s respective best friends join forces in a misguided attempt to break up their hot-and-heavy romance. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Spy Hard ‘96. Leslie Nielsen. A bumbling secret agent and his lovely partner try to foil a madman’s world-takeover scheme. (PG-13) (1:45) AMC: Mon. 10 P.M., Tue. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Staircase Murders ‘07. Treat Williams. Accused of killing his wife, novelist Michael Peterson claims she accidentally fell down the stairs. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Tue. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Star Trek: Insurrection ‘98. Patrick Stewart. To uphold the principles of his Starfleet oath and save an alien race, Capt. Picard defies Federation orders. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 1:30 P.M., TMC: Mon. 8 A.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones ‘02. Ewan McGregor. Obi-Wan Kenobi and his Jedi apprentice, Anakin Skywalker, protect the former queen from political separatists. (PG) (3:00) SPIKE: Sun. 8 P.M., 11 P.M.

• Stay Alive ‘06. Frankie Muniz. An online game becomes terrifyingly real when its young players begin to die along with their onscreen characters. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Tue. 1:20 A.M., Wed. 5:10 P.M. (CC)

• Stealth ‘05. Josh Lucas. Three naval pilots must stop a fighter jet controlled by artificial intelligence that has run amok. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Stepford Wives ‘04. Nicole Kidman. A man and his wife move to a quaint suburb where most of the women seem to have the same bland personality. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 9 P.M., midnight.

• Stepmom ‘98. Julia Roberts. A New York fashion photographer contends with her boyfriend’s children and ex-wife. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 2 P.M., 7:30 P.M. (CC)

• Stick It ‘06. Jeff Bridges. A final brush with the law sends a teenage gymnast to a legendary coach’s elite academy, where her rebellious attitude makes her both friends and enemies. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 9:20 A.M., 7:15 P.M. (CC)

• A Stolen Life ‘46. Bette Davis. A New England artist takes the place and the husband of her twin sister who has drowned. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Stomp the Yard ‘07. Columbus Short. A troubled street dancer enrolls in a Georgia college and finds himself in the middle of a tug-of-war between fraternities, who want to use his talents in a dance competition. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M., 5:20 P.M. (CC)

• Stranger Than Fiction ‘06. Will Ferrell. A mentally unstable IRS auditor hears an author’s voice in his head and discovers that he is the ill-fated protagonist of her latest work. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Sat. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

• Strangers With Candy ‘05. Amy Sedaris. With her father in a coma, 47-year-old ex-convict Jerri Blank enrolls in high school and enters a science fair. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie ‘95. Voices of Hank Smith. Animated. A criminal organization plots to brainwash the world’s deadliest warriors for use as weapons of destruction. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Mon. 11 P.M.

• Striking Distance ‘93. Bruce Willis. An alienated Pittsburgh policeman hunts a serial killer with his new partner on the River Rescue Squad. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 8 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Stuart Little 2 ‘02. Geena Davis. Stuart the mouse and Snowball the cat journey through New York City to rescue a friend from a falcon. (PG) (1:30) DIS: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Stuck on You ‘03. Matt Damon. Conjoined twins go to Hollywood and land a role on a television show starring Cher. (PG-13) (2:30) COMEDY: Fri. 4:30 P.M., Sat. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Submerged ‘05. Steven Seagal. A top mercenary leads his crew aboard a stranded submarine commandeered by terrorists. (R) (1:56) USA: Mon. 2:04 A.M. (CC)

• Super Ninja Bikini Babes ‘08. Nicole Sheridan. A sexy coed learns about an alternate universe in a comic book. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Fri. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

• Surf’s Up ‘07. Voices of Shia LaBeouf. Animated. Followed by a documentary film crew, a teenage penguin heads to Pen Gu Island for his first professional surfing competition. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 9:45 A.M., 6:45 P.M., Thu. 6:05 A.M. (CC)

• Swordfish ‘01. John Travolta. A spy working for the CIA forces a computer hacker, who was recently released from prison, to help steal unused government funds. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

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• A Tale of Two Cities ‘58. Dirk Bogarde. Dickens’ London-lawyer hero makes a great sacrifice for the woman he loves in Reign of Terror Paris. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 2:15 P.M.• Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight ‘95. Billy Zane. A devilish stranger unleashes the forces of darkness upon the unsuspecting tenants of a desert boardinghouse. (R) (1:35) ENC: Sat. 2:45 A.M. (CC)• Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ‘06. Will Ferrell. NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 12:30 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)• A Teacher’s Crime ‘08. Ashley Jones. A former convict blackmails a high-school teacher after she develops a close friendship with his son. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Teaching Mrs. Tingle ‘99. Helen Mirren. With their futures threatened by false accusations of cheating, three teenagers take matters into their own hands. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 4:40 P.M., 11:15 P.M., TMC: Sun. noon, 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Teen Wolf ‘85. Michael J. Fox. A high-school student’s popularity soars when it is discovered that he is cursed with the mark of the werewolf. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Teen-age Crime Wave ‘55. Tommy Cook. A grinning punk shoots a sheriff and takes two reform-school girls on a joyride. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 7:15 A.M.

• Tender Mercies ‘83. Robert Duvall. A divorced country singer stops drinking and starts over with a loving widow. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 7:30 A.M., TMC: Fri. 6:45 A.M., 3:15 P.M. (CC)

• That’s Dancing! ‘85. Fred Astaire. Gene Kelly, Sammy Davis Jr., Mikhail Baryshnikov, Ray Bolger and Liza Minnelli narrate clips, from Busby Berkeley musicals to Michael Jackson. (G) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)

• There’s Something About Mary ‘98. Cameron Diaz. A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. (R) (2:05) HBO: Tue. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Thing From Another World ‘51. Margaret Sheridan. Arctic soldiers and scientists find an alien aircraft containing a frozen creature that wakes and feeds on human blood. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Thirteenth Year ‘99. Chez Starbuck. As his 13th birthday approaches, a youngster’s true heritage is revealed as he undergoes a “fishy” transformation. (1:40) DIS: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The 39 Steps ‘35. Robert Donat. Spies and the police chase a handcuffed couple who cannot stand each other. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Three Kings ‘99. George Clooney. Near the end of the Gulf War, soldiers use a map that may lead them to gold that Saddam Hussein stole from Kuwait. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Throw Momma From the Train ‘87. Danny DeVito. Two writers mistake tit-for-tat murders: one’s ex-wife for the other’s beastly mother. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 3:45 P.M., Tue. noon (CC)

• ‘Til Lies Do Us Part ‘07. Thomas Calabro. A restaurant critic hires a private investigator after suspecting her husband of infidelity. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)

• A Time for Dancing ‘00. Larisa Oleynik. Two friends who enjoy dancing face challenges after one learns she has cancer. Based on the book by Davida Wills Hurwin. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 10:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Tin Star ‘57. Henry Fonda. An ex-lawman bounty hunter shows a tenderfoot sheriff how to tame a town. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.

• Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers ‘06. Kathy Najimy. Animated. A cat and a mouse must outsmart a band of pirates to find buried treasure. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 9 A.M.

• Tombstone ‘93. Kurt Russell. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang. (R) (2:15) SHO: Thu. 7:05 A.M., 6:45 P.M., TMC: Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Topkapi ‘64. Melina Mercouri. Lovers recruit amateurs to steal a dagger from the palace museum in Istanbul. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Tornado: Nature Unleashed ‘04. Daniel Bernhardt. A massive tornado threatens the lives of a journalist, a producer and a town of Gypsies. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Wed. noon (CC)

• Torque ‘04. Martin Henderson. Framed for murder by a drug dealer, a biker must elude lawmen and the brother of the dead man. (PG-13) (1:30) TNT: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Tremors ‘90. Kevin Bacon. Four big worms with multiple tongues dig high-speed around people in the middle of nowhere. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Triangle ‘01. Luke Perry. A fishing trip among friends takes a bizarre turn after they become lost in the Bermuda Triangle. (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 1 A.M.

• True Lies ‘94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R) (3:00) TNT: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Truman Show ‘98. Jim Carrey. An unwitting man’s life is arranged for him, captured on hidden cameras and broadcast internationally. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 5 P.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• Turistas ‘06. Josh Duhamel. Travelers stumble onto a terrifying secret after becoming stranded in the Brazilian jungle. (R) (1:40) HBO: Thu. 2:25 A.M. (CC)

• 12 Monkeys ‘95. Bruce Willis. A psychiatrist believes a patient who claims to be a time-traveler sent to 1996 to prevent a virulent holocaust. (R) (2:15) ENC: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• 28 Weeks Later ‘07. Robert Carlyle. As the U.S. Army tries to restore order, a carrier of rage virus enters London and reinfects the populace. (R) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 11 P.M. (CC)

• 25th Hour ‘02. Edward Norton. The day before he begins a prison sentence, a New York drug dealer spends time with his father and friends. (R) (2:25) STZ: Mon. 2:50 A.M. (CC)

• Two Can Play That Game ‘01. Vivica A. Fox. A woman uses manipulative tactics to prove she has complete control over her boyfriend. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Typhoon ‘05. Jang Dong-gun. South Korea sends a naval officer to thwart a pirate’s plan to launch a terrorist attack against the entire Korean peninsula. (NR) (1:50) TMC: Fri. 11:55 A.M. (CC)

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• UKM: The Ultimate Killing Machine ‘06. Michael Madsen. Two friends must stop a mad doctor who conducts medical experiments on soldiers. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 1:30 A.M. (CC)• Under Siege ‘92. Steven Seagal. Two military madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook. (R) (2:30) A&E: Sat. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)• Undercover Brother ‘02. Eddie Griffin. A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by conspirators. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)• An Unfinished Affair ‘96. Jennie Garth. A husband’s discarded mistress involves his son and a work of art in her revenge. (2:00) LIFE: Fri. noon (CC)

• Union Depot ‘32. Douglas Fairbanks Jr. The lives of a variety of people intertwine over the course of a day at a busy train station. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M.

• Union Station ‘50. William Holden. Railway police take action when kidnappers choose their busy station as the drop-off point for their ransom money. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 9:15 P.M.

• Unleashed ‘05. Jet Li. Enslaved by a loan shark, a violent fighter escapes and meets a blind man who teaches him humanity. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 1 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• Uptown Girls ‘03. Brittany Murphy. Forced to get a job, a freewheeling woman becomes a nanny to the uptight daughter of a New York executive. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 6 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• U.S. Marshals ‘98. Tommy Lee Jones. A chief deputy and his team pursue an escaped fugitive accused of killing two government agents. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

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• V for Vendetta ‘06. Natalie Portman. After world war leads to a fascist government, a vigilante known as V uses terrorist tactics to fight the totalitarian state in which he now lives. (R) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 12:15 P.M. (CC)• Vacancy ‘07. Luke Wilson. While stranded at a remote motel, a couple discover hidden cameras in their room and learn they are to be the stars of a snuff film. (R) (1:30) STZ: Thu. 3:15 P.M., 10:35 P.M. (CC)• Varsity Blues ‘99. James Van Der Beek. When the star quarterback is injured, a rigid high-school football coach expects an irreverent player to lead the team to victory. (R) (2:00) TNT: Fri. midnight, Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)• A Very Brady Sequel ‘96. Shelley Long. Mike, Carol and the TV-series Bradys embrace a criminal claiming to be Carol’s believed-dead first husband. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Violent Playground ‘58. Stanley Baker. A Liverpool policeman works with juvenile delinquents and catches his girlfriend’s brother at arson. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 8:45 A.M.

• The Visitation ‘06. Martin Donovan. Supernatural events coincide with the arrival of a mysterious stranger in a small town. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Wed. 6:05 A.M. (CC)

• Volcano: Nature Unleashed ‘04. Chris William Martin. A volcanologist faces resistance when he tries to warn a town’s mayor of an impending eruption. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Wed. 2 P.M., 1:05 A.M. (CC)

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• Waiting … ‘05. Ryan Reynolds. A womanizing waiter, his former girlfriend and his housemate ponder their lives while working at a chain restaurant. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 9 P.M., midnight (CC)• Waiting to Exhale ‘95. Whitney Houston. Relationships preoccupy Phoenix friends: divorcee Bernadine, careerist Savannah, popular Robin, and Gloria, whose ex-husband is gay. (R) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 5:50 P.M. (CC)• Walk the Proud Land ‘56. Audie Murphy. Based on the story of John P. Clum, the military agent who persuaded Apache leader Geronimo to surrender. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)• The War of the Roses ‘89. Michael Douglas. A rich Washington couple surnamed Rose get a divorce, but they both get the house. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Warbirds ‘08. Jamie Elle Mann. World War II soldiers battle dinosaurs on a mysterious island. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 7 P.M.

• Warriors of Terra ‘06. Edward Furlong. A mutant terrorizes a group of animal-rights activists who broke into a research facility. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Wayne’s World ‘92. Mike Myers. Metal-head friends Wayne and Garth sell their basement cable-access TV show to a city slicker. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• We Are Marshall ‘06. Matthew McConaughey. Jack Lengyel, the new coach at West Virginia’s Marshall University, vows to rebuild the school’s football program after a plane crash claims the lives of 75 players, staff and fans. (PG) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Wedding Planner ‘01. Jennifer Lopez. A lonely organizer falls for an engaged pediatrician while coordinating his wedding and reception. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• The Wedding Singer ‘98. Adam Sandler. A spirited entertainer and a waitress with a boorish fiance work at the same weddings. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1: Sun. 5:30 P.M.

• Weird Science ‘85. Kelly LeBrock. Two high-school nerds computer-generate a magic beauty who shows them how to meet girls. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Fri. noon (CC)

• Where the Heart Is ‘00. Natalie Portman. The boyfriend of a pregnant teenager leaves her broke and abandoned in Oklahoma, where she begins living secretly at Wal-Mart. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• White Coats ‘04. Peter Oldring. Inexperienced interns try to keep a hospital functioning after the doctors abandon their posts. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 5 P.M., Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Whole Nine Yards ‘00. Bruce Willis. A hit man in the Witness Protection Program and his next-door neighbor team up to find out who is trying to kill them. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 9 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Whole Ten Yards ‘04. Bruce Willis. A retired hit man, his wife and a dentist face the wrath of a mobster just released from prison. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 10 A.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Wild Hogs ‘07. Tim Allen. Looking for adventure, frustrated suburbanites hit the open road and encounter rough-and-tumble bikers. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 4:50 A.M., Wed. 1:10 P.M., 8:20 P.M., Sat. 2:05 P.M., 10:35 P.M., 5:45 A.M. (CC)

• Wimbledon ‘04. Kirsten Dunst. An English tennis player reinvigorates his game after finding romance with an American counterpart. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Wind Chill ‘07. Emily Blunt. Sharing a ride home for the holidays, two college students become stranded on a stretch of highway haunted by the ghosts of those who died there. (R) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 4:20 A.M., STZ: Sun. 3:35 P.M. (CC)

• Wolf ‘94. Jack Nicholson. Bitten by a wolf in Vermont, a middle-aged Manhattan editor feels sudden vitality and begins turning into a werewolf. (R) (2:10) ENC: Mon. 12:50 P.M. (CC)

• The Woods ‘05. Patricia Clarkson. A tormented teen has terrifying visions, while her classmates at a remote boarding-school for girls go missing. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 5 P.M. (CC)

• World Trade Center ‘06. Nicolas Cage. Two Port Authority officers become trapped in the rubble of the World Trade Center after going in to help people escape from the buildings during the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. (PG-13) (2:10) TMC: Wed. 10:05 P.M. (CC)

• The World’s Fastest Indian ‘05. Anthony Hopkins. New Zealander Burt Munro takes his classic motorcycle to Utah in an attempt to set a new speed record. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Thu. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Wuthering Heights ‘39. Merle Oberon. Emily Bronte’s gothic heroine Cathy loves stableboy Heathcliff but marries squire Edgar. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

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• X-Men: The Last Stand ‘06. Hugh Jackman. An all-out war looms when the discovery of a cure for mutations draws a line between the followers of Charles Xavier and those of Magneto. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 3:15 P.M. (CC)
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• The Young Don’t Cry ‘57. Sal Mineo. An escaped convict gets help from an orphan teen at a Georgia home for boys. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 10:45 A.M.• Young Man With Ideas ‘52. Glenn Ford. A Montana lawyer meets a nightclub seductress, an amorous law student and gambling hoodlums after moving to California. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 9:30 A.M.
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• The Zodiac ‘05. Justin Chambers. Detectives try to capture the elusive serial killer who began terrorizing the San Francisco Bay Area in the late 1960s. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 3:15 P.M. (CC)• Zombie Honeymoon ‘04. Tracy Coogan. A woman tries to adapt to the new behavior of her husband after an encounter with a zombie leaves him in a similar state. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)• Zoom ‘06. Tim Allen. A former superhero returns to work at a private academy to whip a group of ragtag youths into a new generation of heroes. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)• Zulu ‘64. Stanley Baker. A missionary and his daughter watch African warriors attack a small British fort in 1879. (NR) (2:45) TCM: Tue. 10:15 P.M.

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