American Idol Neil Diamond Night I Choose: Not My Idol But My Choice
American Idol Neil Diamond Week I Choose: Not My Idol But My Choice
Oh, yes. It’s Neil Diamond night, and the feeling’s right. Or not. I don’t know. But my crystal ball of total clarity (which also serves as a bowling ball on the odd evenings the Mags family hits the lanes) certainly knows what to expect tonight. Here’s what we can see through the fog of Seacrest’s hairspray:
1. David Archuleta will finally skeeve off vast members of his rabid and until now unyielding fan base by singing “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon” in painted on red leather paints and a vest cut down to there (revealing the first of his three tattoos: the tiny unicorn).
2. Brooke White will remember all her lyrics tonight, but will somehow manage to forget to wear clothes.
3. David Cook and Syesha Mercado will have a bit of a Freaky Friday moment where David Cook performs a Neil Diamond song as a big ol’ diva ballad and Syesha turns that mutha out like she’s from Stone Temple Pilots.
4. Jason Castro will admit during his pre-performance video package that, before meeting him, he actually thought Neil Diamond was made of diamonds.
5. Simon, in typical hypocritical fashion, will announce to the Idol world that he wishes “the Irish girl” was still in the competition.
6. After an uncharacteristically lucid week last week, we will see the triumphant return of pizza and salad Paula Abdul.
7. Randy Jackson will call Neil Diamond “Mariah.”
8. The best performance of the night will go to Syesha, but it won’t matter.
9. The worst performance of the night can only go to Brooke.
10. Biggest surprise? Two words. Carrot. Top.
11. And the judges and the Powers That Be will never stop pimpin’ the two Davids.
What do you think? Are you looking forward to Neil Diamond night? Are you ready to be rid of these theme nights so the contestants can actually show us what kinds of artists they want to be? Is there any way that Syesha is not going home this week?
I am tired of………………(long pause)……..American Idol. The shows are too long and they are a little pompous. Brooke naked is freightening because she has the figure of a little boy, which is ok if you are into that sort of thing. Randy Jackson owns one style of shirt, that v-neck prep school sweater vest thing, yuck! Paula looks crazy and Simon seems disinterested in the show anymore. David Cook is the best by far but I can’t see myself buying or illegally downloading any of his music. Castro is the most annoying thing since, Sanjaya with his golly gee I’m still here attitude and lack of ability to sing anything but Leif Garret-essque songs. This show has jumped the shark a few times. They powers that be at Idol know this and have begun polling it’s audience on how to make the show better. Here is a clue, less Seacrest (out!) and shorter shows, it seems like this show is on every night. Too much of a good thing ruins the broth or something like that, I’m hungry.
Turn on Your Love Light and a cameao from E.T. woudl really bring the house down too!
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David cook is talented and so is David Archuleta. But if I was listening to the radio I would not know David Cook’s voice unless someone mentioned it was him singing. However, I would always recognise David Archuleta’s voice! He can sing anything! I belive he will be selling records long after David Cook is forgotten. David will always be a solo artist, David Cook will need a band to make it…